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Postby shagrat » Fri May 16, 2014 8:08 pm

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I've seen that dragon, he's a big bastard. :lol:
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Postby MySanityDoesFly » Sat May 24, 2014 5:30 pm

What have Kermit The Frog's penis and Harry Potter got in common?

Hogwarts.
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Postby muskurov » Sat May 31, 2014 1:41 pm

MySanityDoesFly wrote:What have Kermit The Frog's penis and Harry Potter got in common?

Hogwarts.


:lol: LOL
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Postby abbie » Sun Sep 07, 2014 11:03 pm

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Postby muskurov » Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:40 am

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."
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Postby Mammon Iaho Dumah » Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:29 pm

LOL!
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I don't like this :!:
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Postby The She-Wolf » Sun Nov 09, 2014 1:50 am

Hungry audience asks for an encore from the wonder duo m + m:

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Postby muskurov » Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:47 pm

[Jesus on the cross]

*texts with 1 hand* "um dad y hav u 4saken me wtf"

*5 hrs pass*

"new phone. who dis?"
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Postby abbie » Sun Feb 01, 2015 12:48 pm

A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day it starts to shake and rock so he looks outside and he sees a large elephant trying to climb up the tree.
"What the hell!" the squirrel exclaims. "What the hell do you think you're doing climbing up this tree?!"
The elephant responds. "I'm climbing up here to eat pears."
The squirrel is befuddled. "You moron! This is a pine tree! There are no pears!"
The elephants stares at him for a moment before replying, "I know. I brought my own."
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Postby UnAs » Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:25 pm

abbie wrote:A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day it starts to shake and rock so he looks outside and he sees a large elephant trying to climb up the tree.
"What the hell!" the squirrel exclaims. "What the hell do you think you're doing climbing up this tree?!"
The elephant responds. "I'm climbing up here to eat pears."
The squirrel is befuddled. "You moron! This is a pine tree! There are no pears!"
The elephants stares at him for a moment before replying, "I know. I brought my own."

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Postby abbie » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:32 pm

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Postby The She-Wolf » Sat Feb 21, 2015 1:40 am

ahah, good one, in true feminist style.

I am actually curious about the film, I'll probably watch it next week.
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Postby abbie » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:19 am

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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Postby UnAs » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:42 am

abbie wrote:An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

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Postby The She-Wolf » Mon Mar 30, 2015 5:29 pm

:lol: good one, abbie, you had me fooled on this one.
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