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Postby A Doomed Lover » Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:53 pm

James Bond and Jean Claud Van Damme are meeting for the first time, so they introduce one to another.
Bond says: Bond. James Bond.
Van Damme says: Damme. Van Damme. Claude Van Damme. Jean Claud Van Damme.
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Postby A Doomed Lover » Sat Oct 03, 2015 11:55 pm

Hey James Bond, what time is it?

Ten. Seven and ten.
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