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Postby Les Ténèbres » Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:30 pm

Anyone who has seen Star Wars - Holliday Special?

It was something FOX created some time after the first Star Wars wave, and it sucked. Geoge Lucas had nothing to do with it, and the only thing, exept the name, which is similar to the Star Wars movie is the actors and the universe. It's two hours long, and is the most boring stuff I've ever seen! It's a scene where Chewbaccas wife and daughter is talking to each other - and it isn't dubbed. Just a really long wookie-talk without any explination. G. Lucas said himself that if he had the time and the money, he would travel across the world and smash every single copy of that movie.
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Postby Enig » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:30 am

Les Ténèbres wrote:Anyone who has seen Star Wars - Holliday Special?


Believe it or not: I enjoyed it. But I would probably be really bored if I decided to watch it again. It was just so funny to see what kind of weird sucky thing that would happen next :) The wookie talk was hilarious!
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Postby tarblood » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:11 pm

The Crow 4? The Vampire Riders? Sakura Killers? Hercules in New York? Black Eagle?

In other words, don't look these up. Don't rent. Change the channel. Run
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Postby Vicissitudo » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:00 am

tarblood wrote:Hercules in New York

Was that the Arnie one where he was dubbed over?
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Postby Unpoet » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:18 am

I won't refer the comedies that we watch on sunday's afternoons, on the television. They're all terrible.

Almost every new horror movies, specially the American ones.

I don't know, there are a lot of shit in the world's cinema... Maybe "High School Music", or "Gothika", etc, etc.
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Postby tarblood » Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:31 pm

Vicissitudo wrote:
tarblood wrote:Hercules in New York

Was that the Arnie one where he was dubbed over?


There is nothing wrong with dubbing over Arnold, but yes - Hercules in New Yor is THAT abomination... They should have dubbed over EVERY "actor" or even better re-write, re-act and re-film the whole thing. And even then it should have went straight to the garbage bin.
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Postby Les Ténèbres » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:08 pm

Enig wrote:
Les Ténèbres wrote:Anyone who has seen Star Wars - Holliday Special?


Believe it or not: I enjoyed it. But I would probably be really bored if I decided to watch it again. It was just so funny to see what kind of weird sucky thing that would happen next :) The wookie talk was hilarious!


Haha, you're strange d: Well well :wink:



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Postby Enig » Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:30 pm

Les Ténèbres wrote:Les Ténèbres concert at Kjellern Rock 1. des!

You probably know already, but anyways: I'll be there!
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Postby bagingkle » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:03 pm

processed hollywood crap without any soul such as Pearl Harbor and Armageddon are among the very worst films I have ever seen....absolutely no substance, and even for a mindless action movie Armageddon just made me vomit.
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Postby Ezzi Lunara » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:20 pm

I think the worst films are those you can`t even remember you have watched them :lol: IMO most of the ordinary Hollywood films are boring. It`s a bit depressing to realize in the middle of the movie that A: it sucks and B: you have actually watched it before :(

On the other hand there are movies so bad that they actually are concidered as good :) but this is completely a different issue what a meant above :roll:
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Postby The Dark Caress » Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:05 am

Storm wrote:"Queen of the Damned" should be a hot candidate for that...


Indeed!
I'm still hoping to see "The Vampire Lestat" on the screen someday, though... silly me. :?
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Postby bagingkle » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:45 pm

The Dark Caress wrote:
Storm wrote:"Queen of the Damned" should be a hot candidate for that...


Indeed!
I'm still hoping to see "The Vampire Lestat" on the screen someday, though... silly me. :?


The Vampire Lestat is an excellent book, and could be an amazing movie if the studios don't totally fuck it up. Queen of The Damned sucked my balls though!
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Postby Larth » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:35 pm

I guess "Last Days" should be mentioned here, too. What a cheap Nirvana rip-off. Kurt Cobain should return from the dead to kick those people's asses, whoever was responsible for this film..
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Postby DarkLink » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:30 pm

I have seen this week end an old crap, "Evolution" with David Duchovny. One of the worst film ever ?
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Postby Les Ténèbres » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:13 pm

I just remembered - Pirates of the Carribean - At World's End. That was just a load of crap put together in a blockbuster package. So many cliches in one film, god it was booring. Deus Ex Machina, someone else who noticed?
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