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Postby Danhod » Tue May 22, 2012 3:55 pm

The Men Who Stare at Goats, not the worst ever, but it's boring as card sandwiches! :lol:
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Postby The She-Wolf » Tue May 22, 2012 11:29 pm

I've never watched it myself, but I've heard is "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" :lol:
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Postby muskurov » Wed May 23, 2012 9:20 am

I haven't seen the Men Who Stare at Goats and not probably never will, thanks Dan
but the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes sounds interesting or at least stupid-funny.

the most boring film I've watched is the Tree of Life. my sister and her friend fell asleep after 20 min and I bet even their most delirious dreams were more interesting than this movie. The next day came the question "what was the movie about?" - I couldn't answer. It must be about life and stuff, right? Any ideas?
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Postby Alzamora » Thu May 24, 2012 7:13 pm

House Of The Dead, it's not one of those so bad it's funny movies. It's one of those it's so bad some one should die for making it movies.
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Postby Danhod » Thu May 24, 2012 7:55 pm

muskurov wrote:The next day came the question "what was the movie about?" - I couldn't answer. It must be about life and stuff, right? Any ideas?


It's the same with the men who stare at goats, I just couldn't work out the story. Watching CCTV footage could have been better hahaha!
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Postby Mammon Iaho Dumah » Thu May 24, 2012 10:33 pm

Alzamora wrote:House Of The Dead, it's not one of those so bad it's funny movies. It's one of those it's so bad some one should die for making it movies.


Completely and utterly agreed! It's such a waste of budget, it isn't even worth a golden raspberry.
Most probably the cast are still alive just because nobody deemed them even worth wasting bullets(But that blonde girl's got some nasty legs).
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Postby MetalRam77 » Mon May 28, 2012 9:03 pm

Jaws - The Revenge. A horrendous movie.
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Postby Infyra » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:39 pm

Erm... Manos, the Hands of Fate, Nighttrain to Terror, The Giant Spider Invasion.
They are all bad and a LOT worse then a lot of the movies people have menioned here. According to IMDB though, Superbabies 2, baby geniusses is the worst movie of all time.
I haven't seen that one.
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Postby Lychfowel » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:21 pm

Lots of bad movies, but the one that really has aggravated me the most to the point I left the cinema was the craptacular Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clowns. Fuck.
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Postby muskurov » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:15 pm

Lychfowel wrote:Lots of bad movies, but the one that really has aggravated me the most to the point I left the cinema was the craptacular Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clowns. Fuck.


yeah, this one is a disaster. Did you watch the end of the clown trilogy : "Revenge of the Sith" ?
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Postby UnAs » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:32 am

muskurov wrote:the most boring film I've watched is the Tree of Life. my sister and her friend fell asleep after 20 min


Man..I fell asleep twice in two days watching this movie!I give up..
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Postby Podgie » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:52 am

The Wicker Man (2006) starring Nicolas Cage is the worst movie I have ever seen. Coincidentally it is also the best movie I have ever seen... it's the definition of "it's so bad it's good" :P
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Postby Tomgar18 » Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:13 am

Podgie wrote:The Wicker Man (2006) starring Nicolas Cage is the worst movie I have ever seen. Coincidentally it is also the best movie I have ever seen... it's the definition of "it's so bad it's good" :P


It's like a comedy until the last 5 minutes which are pretty genuinely chilling :P
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Postby Princessvenom » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:08 am

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Postby Alzamora » Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:58 pm

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