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Postby muskurov » Wed May 23, 2012 9:20 am

I haven't seen the Men Who Stare at Goats and not probably never will, thanks Dan
but the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes sounds interesting or at least stupid-funny.

the most boring film I've watched is the Tree of Life. my sister and her friend fell asleep after 20 min and I bet even their most delirious dreams were more interesting than this movie. The next day came the question "what was the movie about?" - I couldn't answer. It must be about life and stuff, right? Any ideas?
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Postby Danhod » Thu May 24, 2012 7:55 pm

muskurov wrote:The next day came the question "what was the movie about?" - I couldn't answer. It must be about life and stuff, right? Any ideas?


It's the same with the men who stare at goats, I just couldn't work out the story. Watching CCTV footage could have been better hahaha!
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Postby Lychfowel » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:21 pm

Lots of bad movies, but the one that really has aggravated me the most to the point I left the cinema was the craptacular Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clowns. Fuck.
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Postby muskurov » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:15 pm

Lychfowel wrote:Lots of bad movies, but the one that really has aggravated me the most to the point I left the cinema was the craptacular Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clowns. Fuck.


yeah, this one is a disaster. Did you watch the end of the clown trilogy : "Revenge of the Sith" ?
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Postby UnAs » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:32 am

muskurov wrote:the most boring film I've watched is the Tree of Life. my sister and her friend fell asleep after 20 min


Man..I fell asleep twice in two days watching this movie!I give up..
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Postby Podgie » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:52 am

The Wicker Man (2006) starring Nicolas Cage is the worst movie I have ever seen. Coincidentally it is also the best movie I have ever seen... it's the definition of "it's so bad it's good" :P
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Postby muskurov » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:41 pm

A Viking Saga: The Darkest Day

Good title, that got me to watch it, but ... the plot turns down to couple of vikings walking in the woods and monks trying to get away from them. After just half an hour I could not believe a film about vikings could be that boring.
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Postby Lycaon » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:46 pm

Happy to realise I haven't seen many of these movies. I think I should add the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man to this list though.
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