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Postby MySanityDoesFly » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:28 pm

What is the worst film you have ever seen? I mean the really toe-curlingly bad stuff. :P
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Postby Vicissitudo » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:48 pm

The Revenge of Billy the Kid, I enjoyed it in a really masochistic way.
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Postby Aylin Black » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:52 pm

A foolish thing about Dracula.... so horrible that romanian actors were playing and their voices were doubled by some people speaking english... Complete mess!! the Stupidest thing I have ever seen
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Postby Storm » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:40 pm

"Queen of the Damned" should be a hot candidate for that...
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Postby Larth » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:59 pm

Hm, there's lots of crap movies, but "Hobgoblins" was one of the worst. It's ok
that the monsters are just hand puppets but in one scene you can even see the arm of one of the actors using them. The whole movie is such a waste of time, so don't watch it..
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Postby PieceOfArt » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:21 am

Five replies and nobody has mentioned "The leauge of extraordinary gentlemen" :!:
It's easy to make a movie really bad if you don't have a great budget, but if you have an enormous budget, good actors AND a great concept (by the comic writer Alan Moore) it should be impossible to make a film this bad! :x I still to this day regret having ever seen it!
Spice girls the movie is a masterpiece in comparison.
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Postby J1 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:39 am

PieceOfArt wrote:Five replies and nobody has mentioned "The leauge of extraordinary gentlemen" :!:
It's easy to make a movie really bad if you don't have a great budget, but if you have an enormous budget, good actors AND a great concept (by the comic writer Alan Moore) it should be impossible to make a film this bad! :x I still to this day regret having ever seen it!
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That one is in my top three, definitely. For the top spot I'm torn between "The Avengers" and "Van Helsing" though.
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Postby Larth » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:04 pm

PieceOfArt wrote:Five replies and nobody has mentioned "The leauge of extraordinary gentlemen" :!:


I haven't seen it because I knew it sucked. :wink:
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Postby Storm » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:10 pm

When I come to think about it, "The Labyrinth" is definitly the worst film of all time! I had almost managed to supress the memory of it, but alas. David Bowie + feminine dwarves running around in a very plastic-looking labyrinth for two hours = traumatic!
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Postby RWHN » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:26 pm

Blankman.
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Postby Lycaon » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:52 pm

I actually liked TLoEG, not a classicer, but not bad IMO. :)
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Postby Tradewind » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:45 pm

Too difficult to answer.....
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Postby Matvey » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:49 pm

Aylin Black wrote:A foolish thing about Dracula.... so horrible that romanian actors were playing and their voices were doubled by some people speaking english... Complete mess!! the Stupidest thing I have ever seen

Which Dracula? There are hundreds of them..
"Queen of the Damned" should be a hot candidate for that...

Though soundtrack is nice.
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Postby Aylin Black » Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:58 am

Matvey wrote:
Aylin Black wrote:A foolish thing about Dracula.... so horrible that romanian actors were playing and their voices were doubled by some people speaking english... Complete mess!! the Stupidest thing I have ever seen

Which Dracula? There are hundreds of them..


haha... how the heck should I know? I think it was called Dracula. The Impaler and trust me you DON'T want to see it. So many mistakes in it I had to note them down to remember.
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