
Anyway, happy birthday!

Guess we missed Andy's, didn't we? So, very belated happy birthday to him, too..

Dan wrote:Hey guys
looking forward to kicking all your arses with the new record & with the upcoming live carnage that will be ensuing, well, your not going to be able to sit for weeks & weeks.
You have been warned
Dan wrote:
my sis did a "dan, this is your life" photo album, including pics from baby through growing up..
looking forward to kicking all your arses with the new record & with the upcoming live carn[color=#0080FF]age that will be ensuing, well, your not going to be able to sit for weeks & weeks.
Matvey wrote:Thank you all folks!I think it was one of the best days of all previous!
Abed wrote:sorry for being latein my greetings as usual but I wish you a happy birthday Iceicelet!
and I may share you this great gift I got today on my birthday from my best mate forevermydyingbride - I really appreciate it body! Thank You!
Iceicelet wrote::) Thank you Abed! I really appreciate it!![]()
Cheers DarkLink! ( Just in case, i feel too tired to count...and i still have belated B-Day feeling!
Matvey wrote:Happy Birthday, David! Wish your smallest problems in the previous year became the biggest ones in this one. Hope you understand me correctly
MySanityDoesFly wrote:Happy Birthday to Scarlett, who really should be posting here occasionally
Lycaon wrote:Happy birthday Scarlett!
And let's not forget about the one we missed out. Happy belated birthday Tyranny, Hope you had a good day.
MySanityDoesFly wrote:He needs to post here again!
MySanityDoesFly wrote:Shit, I missed it, sorry Mr Hod.
Happy birthday for next year!
MySanityDoesFly wrote:Happy birthday Ezzi Lunara, wherever you are!
MySanityDoesFly wrote:I miss >>UniBr0w<< (most here now won't remember him)
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:Thanks Simon! Do I look like I'm 30 (as fuck)?!
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:Happy (much beloved) birthday, Tyranny!
MySanityDoesFly wrote:...is there an echo in here...?
shagrat wrote:Belated felicitations UnAs, hope it went with a bang.
muskurov wrote:Very belated congrats, UnAs
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:Yes, similar to that time Muskurov poured his ethereal essence into a mortal avatar, just to fuck Virgin Mary, he put himself in his Beerman avatar, bent the frame of space-time continuum and went back in time just to fuck Matt in return.
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:By the way, I hope I haven't offended anyone with my (poorly executed) attempts at humour. It appears that I have a penchant for alienating people, and my brand of humour is quite far from sophisticated. It's perfectly normal to hate me, even I bear myself out of habit and necessity.
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:Happy birthday Simon!![]()
Danhod wrote:
Bonus points for guessing the band on the upper right
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:On a somewhat related note; I’ve just realised I have difficulty distinguishing left from right. Whenever someone says something is ”to the right”, or “take a left”, I have to take my time, look at my hands, and try to make out which one is the left arm. It usually takes me 3-4 seconds, and even then there’s a (roughly) 20% failure rate.
Right now, I was staring at the upper left corner of the photo, wondering what band would choose a bunch of vinyls as their logo. It took me about 5 seconds to realise my mistake.
UnAs wrote:It looks great!
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:What?! You mean, you’re younger than me?! I couldn’t have guessed, not for the life of me!
Now eat your vegetables, then go clean your room, and no staying up later than 10 PM, kid.
MySanityDoesFly wrote:My ex-girlfriend also couldn't tell left from right…unfortunately, she couldn't tell right from wrong either
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:Danhod wrote:
Now I'm technically an adult... but not knowing left from right, you need to go back to nursery![]()
But mummy... I don't wanna... The kids there are all so mean to me, and the stuffy teacher does not appreciate my indecent sexual advances.
Danhod wrote:move eyes up from the centre of the image and to the right a few centimeters and up a couple more, but under the blue candle thing
Instructions too vague. Got penis stuck in toaster.
But all joking aside, I feel so bad for picking on you for so long. I mean, you being so young, it kind of feels like child abuse.
muskurov wrote:
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:Danhod wrote:muskurov wrote:
Did you just quote Muskurov's silence?!Danhod wrote:Don't worry, I appreciate your advances
And the penis in the toaster was the desired result, I wanted some cheese on toast
And how old are you? I think I knew it before.. I'm guessing 25
What! No way! I'm not that old! I'm approximately 22 1/4.
Yes, we're basically fussing over a single year. But I always thought you were much older. You were my wise, sage, enigmatic father figure. You were my Holmes, and I was your Watson. You were the old, bearded, oriental kung fu master who showed me the way. I've always looked up to you, trusting your every word (whence my penis ending up in the toaster). But it turned out you were a mere kid who just wanted to make fun of me. Now my whole world has turned upside down.
I want revenge. For all the lies you've told me. For all the years gone to waste. You broke my trust and there's no fixing it. I'll find you and I'll kill you, even if it takes me my whole life. Prepare to die!
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:Danhod wrote:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant.
Huh?!Danhod wrote:*Gets whisky, puts Evinta on, grabs a cigar* I am prepared
Great! I was looking for an opportunity to listen to Andy My Fury Stands Ready while hunting someone down, and now you've provided me with one.![]()
I'm coming for you, kid!
Frits wrote:Must... check...faster, cheerz dudes. My mates just showed up at my house, each had a bottle of whisky and we ended up with four empty bottles. That's all I recall
Danhod wrote:Happy Birthday Matt!!
muskurov wrote:Danhod wrote:Happy Birthday Matt!!
at first I was confused as I'm sure it's tomorrow, but then I remembered that christians also celebrate the eve of Jesus' bday and got the referenceso have a blast Matt
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:Happy birthday Matt!![]()
Mammon Iaho Dumah wrote:MySanityDoesFly wrote:]Trying to get into Heaven, are we?
Well, I either have to appeal to you, or to Moses, and he wants a blowjob!![]()
At least Satan appreciates it when you remember his birthday!
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