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[Danhod]

All the days of the year

This.

It would be great if an International Women's Day was not necessary.

You could say IWD is sexist itself lol!

[Danhod]

I think society might swing in the other direction and be over-kind to women at the expense of us males

[UnAs]

Indeed. And women are still paid less than men for doing the same job. Basically, men and women should be treated equally. It's quite a simple concept!

Well said

[Danhod]

12:35 - Crisp sandwich time

[Danhod]

I tend to smile a lot when talking to people, even when talking about negative stuff, though I could talk someone into depression if the conversation lasts long enough lol

+ Crisp Sandwich =

[Danhod]

I feel happy about 10% of the time lol

[Danhod]

Absolutely, it can be a good thing to feel bad occasionally, if only as it helps to keep things in perspective Plus, it's completely natural, I think. We can't expect to be happy 100% of the time. If we did expect that, we would be deluding ourselves! But it's important to remember that no matter how bad you feel, that bad spell will pass soon enough.

There is no such thing, no one is happy 100% of the time.. unless they are complete idiots Yeah, that's true.. life has it's ups and downs!

I feel happy about 10% of the time lol

If you feel happy about 10% of the time is fine if you don't feel depressed but fine about 90% of the time.

Fine is around 40-50% of the time

The rest of that time is spent listening to music

[Danhod]

I wouldn't be here...simple as that! It's got me through all the bad times, and is the soundtrack to the good. Basically, music is the best thing ever.

+1

One of the most perfect statements about music ever lol!

Anyone else watching Celebrity Jews at the moment?

[Danhod]

No.

Was average lols

[Danhod]

But a film is always better when it has a good soundtrack

I second that

Best movie soundtrack is Deep Throat - awful film though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqvi6v0W_LY

[Danhod]

What if MDB was only words and no music? would they rank higher than if it was just music?

[Danhod]

I agree with everything Matt just said.. for a change!

In My Dying Bride's case, the brilliance of the lyrics equal that of the music, and it's because of this strength in depth that they are such a great band. I certainly wouldn't enjoy them nearly as much if the lyrics were crap, but I would still listen to them for the brilliant music. If the music was crap, I wouldn't listen.

Aaron's voice and the way he sings the words compliment the music a lot

Don't bother trying to shave it, I tried that once, but its indestructible.

[Danhod]

Aaron's voice and the way he sings the words compliment the music a lot

Don't bother trying to shave it, I tried that once, but its indestructible.

Also true, his timbre is superb, irrespective of the words he's singing.

Yeah, my beard is basically a part of me. It would be like amputating a limb.

I tried it ages ago in another thread, I was going to steal your cookies or something lol

[Danhod]

Not sure I remember...I must've erased this hideous incident from my memory.

Lol! It was when Sere Flower was amongst us, where did she go?

[muskurov]

happy St. Patrick's Day everyone

[Danhod]

Glad nothing's changed here lol

[muskurov]

I had already started to feel abstinence syndrome

same here

[UnAs]

I've not shaved it for nearly a day now and there are locks going off in all directions for miles around!

Man..i hate that! I have the same problem but the fight with my beard continues..

[UnAs]

Sometimes I wonder if it's worth shaving at all...but then I realise that if I didn't, my beard would cover the entire surface of the planet within about three days, wiping out much of the world's population.

hahaha..Matt's beard atacking the world.. !you could write a song about your beard..or maybe Melita would like to do that

[UnAs]

hahaha..nice conversation you two have there Well..i would like to hear that song no matter who writes it
Now it's up to you to decide who will write the song

[DarkLink]

http://windows-live-messenger.en.softonic.com/

http://www.skype.com/intl/en-us/get-sky ... r/windows/

http://www.mirc.com/get.html

[muskurov]

http://windows-live-messenger.en.softonic.com/

http://www.skype.com/intl/en-us/get-sky ... r/windows/

http://www.mirc.com/get.html

so you're a Microsoft fan?

Tencent QQ rules!
http://www.imqq.com/

[muskurov]

but have to say sorry to all of you who feel pissed off, you should post something different then!

So you're both guilty (I'm sure how and of what but that doesn't matter). How should we punish you?
I suggest publicly burning you, starting from the facial hair?

Haha, those chat things are evil indeed! In many ways.. but this is so expectable! There is no way not to be accused of 'cheating'.. and no matter what you do, those programs can destroy your life!

I find IM software to be very good for keeping me in touch with my family. Skype is connecting me with my parents and my sweet gradma. The chat-addiction on the other hand, like every other, can really ruin you. But its nature is not that different from TV, gaming or Internet addictions.

[DarkLink]

There are only a few people who post here regularly.. so we piss all of them off?! To be honest, if you and me didn't post nonsense, not sure someone else would post something on a daily basis, this is the impression I got when I joined you, but have to say sorry to all of you who feel pissed off, you should post something different then!

I'll play the devil's advocate here again but in any case, you're right on one thing: this place is so desert that no one would really bothered or noticed that 5 or even 10 pages had just been absolutely flooded by 2 young lovers So actually, you should keep amusing us all with this discussion, this is quite entertaining.
Moreover, the "general chat" board is a rare collection of trashes and / or kill-some-times threads, so harm done to anyone here indeed

[Danhod]

All this Uni work is crushing me like a fat judo guy

[muskurov]

I had an original thought, I swear, but this new forum style had me stunned. I love it. Tremendous work, Jochem and Thyevi

[UnAs]

Great new theme indeed!
Well done!

[Lycaon]

For every forum and topic goes when scrolling over the title it tells you whether there are unread posts. Also there is a button on the right to immediately jump to the latest post.

Are there options that are significant additions that I am overlooking?

Please note that to keep the forum compatible with future updates we can only change appearences and we are not able to add buttons, links etc.

[Danhod]

I love the new forum design, makes me feel... evil...

[UnAs]

So I'm going to be a dad then

congratulations mate

[muskurov]

So I'm going to be a dad then

congrats, man. that some great news

[Danhod]

So I'm going to be a dad then

Congratulations!

Lena! Post in the studio update area if you have anything interesting to share please

[Danhod]

Ah, classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhWEYj2V ... re=related

[Lycaon]

Indeed, will be ocupied with removing spam bots tomorrow.

[Danhod]

My new toy arrived today!

OMG JEALOUS!!!

[muskurov]

great "toy", looks blurry like in a dream

[Danhod]

great "toy", looks blurry like in a dream

Yes, my dream, haha!

[Danhod]

great "toy", looks blurry like in a dream

Yes, my dream, haha!

Dude, you can't have it.

Although, come and see us on tour and I might let you touch it

Haha! Come back to Birmingham and I just might, I will collect residue off it into a bottle and observe it during times of comfort.

[muskurov]

Only half of it is showing up on my screen

yes, on mine too. the new forum is not tolerant to bigger photos. anyway, may the passion be with you and your new toy.
is there a special word for this instrument ? somehow clavier and keyboard don't fit.

[Danhod]

Only half of it is showing up on my screen

yes, on mine too. the new forum is not tolerant to bigger photos. anyway, may the passion be with you and your new toy.
is there a special word for this instrument ? somehow clavier and keyboard don't fit.

You can see the whole ting if you copy and paste it into word or paint or other appropriate blank canvas of data.

[Danhod]

Haha! Come back to Birmingham and I just might, I will collect residue off it into a bottle and observe it during times of comfort.

Dates to be announced soon

is there a special word for this instrument ? somehow clavier and keyboard don't fit.

It is a Hammond organ, sir!

I've got one of them... on FL studio lol!

[The Last Lonely Man]

After a 3 month absence, I am back, have I missed much?

[Lycaon]

Welcome back though!

[Danhod]

My latest thought is drawing me to Guinness...

[Danhod]

Behringer Super Fuzz SF300 pedal came today, can't wait to try it out

[Danhod]

Time to nibble on some chicken and stuffing

[Danhod]

Penis for everyone!!

Thanks!

[muskurov]

I think MDB should write a song for us actually! We love eachother, distance keep us apart and everything.. we deserve it!

hmm, I've imagined your love more in the "lived happily ever after" rather than "doomed lovers" section. nevertheless it would be an awesome song

[Danhod]

I had two toasts now I want some more, and the end of my index finger is really sore.

[muskurov]

wow, this topic went mental last couple of days.

The strangling is just between Melita and I though...since we are deeply in love

could help you with that. I deeply love everyone

[muskurov]

asphyxiation ?

[muskurov]

Noticing i look like a damn spammer, every topic in general chat has my name on it as last post. Wake up and post something people!!

you sound like my girlfriend on a Sunday morning: "Wake up and talk to me!"

[Danhod]

But not this one

[muskurov]

pretty cool news this morning
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18190352
as I see it, it's one step further to equality between the sexes

[Danhod]

pretty cool news this morning
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18190352
as I see it, it's one step further to equality between the sexes

And it helps with the sexies

[Danhod]

Esoteric need to play their hometown, Birmingham! :O))))))

[Danhod]

Well... can I get an update of what has been happening around here?

I also had a period of MDB forum hibernation, around the time FLIS was being released, never again, missed too much fun times Forum hibernation is a bad idea

[Danhod]

This place is an unsaveable tomb, so it's easy to keep up with But the studio report has kept it interesting

We should make a list of people who don't post anymore and then find them elsewhere and call them back lol! Would it liven the place back up?

I call Sere Flower to return!

[Danhod]

Silly Matt... you skipped reading the word: "online"...

It's because his flat is actually online, and Matt is computer generated

[Danhod]

It would be too hard to get everybody in the same place all at once. We need to start getting to them online... and then see what everybody has to say.

MDB could put in the booklet 'Oi, ex forum members, get back in there, ya scruffy bastards!'

[muskurov]

It may have been a dream though, or a future shock. *clutches at yet another straw*

or you're both CGIs

[Danhod]

Bit of a random post for TheSheWolf http://www.amazon.co.uk/JACKSON-POLLOCK ... 9X03H0TTYK Inspiration for your username?

[muskurov]

I'm also considering a trip to Sibiu, but it seems so far far away...
good luck with the job situation, Shalymar

[Danhod]

Bit of a random post for TheSheWolf http://www.amazon.co.uk/JACKSON-POLLOCK ... 9X03H0TTYK Inspiration for your username?

How interesting, I didn´t know about that painting.
The inspiration for my nickname came from COF's "The Black Goddess Rises".

Just came across it and thought it could be, lol!

[muskurov]

Found out the sex of our baby today. We are having a son!

congrats. now you have a very good reason to buy more Star Wars Lego

[muskurov]

Sibiu tickets just confirmed! I'll be going to Artmania

[Danhod]

Found out the sex of our baby today. We are having a son!

Congratulations

[UnAs]

Does anyone knows where the fuck is Tom (Sorrow)???
He was very active member on this forum..but he isn't anymore!i'm just curious what happened with him

P.S.Congratulations, MetalRam77!great news indeed

[Danhod]

Does anyone knows where the fuck is Tom (Sorrow)???
He was very active member on this forum..but he isn't anymore!i'm just curious what happened with him

No idea, another fun guy who's disappeared into the fungi.

[UnAs]

Right, I'm off out on tour, see you fuckers when I get back!

Have a good time on tour

[Danhod]

Right, I'm off out on tour, see you fuckers when I get back!

You'll probably be tired and fed up when you reach Birmingham, so Birmingham should provide the right atmosphere.

Organ on!

[Danhod]

dead London audience

One of the bands said it's great to see such an enthusiastic audience (in B'ham) so that must be why!

[Danhod]

dead London audience

One of the bands said it's great to see such an enthusiastic audience (in B'ham) so that must be why!

Well, the Liverpool and Edinburgh crowds were great, especially Edinburgh...christ! But London...they couldn't have looked more bored if they tried!

Probably because they're spoiled with so many great bands haha

[muskurov]

it might be the hangover but I think we've lost yesterday's posts

[UnAs]

it might be the hangover but I think we've lost yesterday's posts

Yeah..you're right!i had problems with posting yesterday..who knows what it is!?i see those spam birthdays again

[Danhod]

No you just all had the same dream!

*has the same dream*

Yeah so good luck with the bypass Shagrat

[Danhod]

Bypass? Whats going on inform me!!

Only if you answer this

[Danhod]

Bypass? Whats going on inform me!!

It was one of the posts that vanished. I've got a bypass op happening in the next few months or so, which will put me out of action for a while. I may even have to miss the bride at Damnation.

Ouch, then again, doom after a bypass might not be so much a good idea shouldn't laugh

[Lycaon]

That was kind of good actually. The only thing that bugged me was the progression that never really took any significant form.

[muskurov]

yeah, stay safe Abed, we're with you.

[Lycaon]

Be safe Abed, and your friends and family with you. Best of luck.

[DarkLink]

The point is, seriously, I'm not afraid of death at all, I still feel that I have some more life to live, some more time to enjoy and for sure some more gigs to bang my head along with you guys

Your courage and resistance is an example for all of us. I hope your people will live free from terror soon enough.

[Danhod]

My thoughts are with you Abed, good luck indeed.

[muskurov]

I would love to check new Evoken's, What do you think guys? Anyone checked it already?

Atra Mors is a brilliant album. One of their best ever

[Danhod]

Wasn't keen on the closing CONCERT for the olympics - couldn't they think of anything else other than playing music for 90% of it?

[muskurov]

Though I have a progressive disease in my back there is no cure for, so I think I am about as good as I can be, or ever will be.

then I hope you'll be at your best as long as humanly possible.
how about medicinal cannabis, is it legal in New York ?
you kinda remind me of Walter White. you're not cooking meth to pay your medical bills, are you?

[Danhod]

An average salary for a bin man in the UK is £41,306?!

http://www.mysalary.co.uk/average-salary/Bin_Man_4360

[Danhod]

It's a gross, thankless and necessary job I guess

But double the pay of a police constable, might as well transfer from my policing course haha

[Danhod]

Not keen on the pauses

Check out Anomalous's latest album if you haven't already, crazy! (especially 'Bicruciforms' if thats the right spelling)

[Danhod]

My 120GB I-Pod is full and has been for a few months, which is difficult when getting new music, what do you get rid of when it's all good?

I really hope someone brings out a 500GB or 1TB mp3 player someday, it should happen eventually...

[Danhod]

I'm thinking about applying for a position as a Post Doctoral Research Assistant in Dundee, Scotland. The salary is £26,610-£29,566. Is this enough if you have to move to another country and start anew? Can the British among you give an opinion?

That's a good wage for moving here and starting anew, though I don't know that much about Scotland.

[Danhod]

Well, I don't really know where I went, but I'm back now. I know loads happened while I was gone. I'll try my hardest to be a regular again, I promise!

So yeah...hi guys. I hope you remember me.

[muskurov]

Bought this for my, soon to be born, son

awesome

With him will all joy be. Yes, hmmm.

[Danhod]

It seems a few words have become clickable on the main page, which unfortunately lead me to nonsensical adverts of tomfoolery

[Danhod]

http://www.forvo.com/user/Danhod/

Nice 'cunt' Dan!

Hahahahahahaha that's not me LOL it seems I've been cloned

It's worryingly convincing but I'm not a sales assistant

[muskurov]

Bought some herbal hair dye. Reading the instructions. "... stir approximately 300ml of boiling water into the herbal powder to achieve a creamy consistency. To deepen the colour result, use boiling black tea or boiling red wine in place of the water."

...Now, why didn't I realise I was going to need red wine to dye my hair? Wtf...

You should try boiled coffee instead.

[Danhod]

http://www.forvo.com/user/Danhod/

Nice 'cunt' Dan!

Hahahahahahaha that's not me LOL it seems I've been cloned

It's worryingly convincing but I'm not a sales assistant

Hmmm, two different Danhods in the English midlands? Likely story

I'm not from Coventry neither lol! Despite the unlikeliness, there's no point hiding anymore, so I'm just gonna come clean, it's not me.

[Danhod]

Hmmm, two different Danhods in the English midlands? Likely story

I'm not from Coventry neither lol! Despite the unlikeliness, there's no point hiding anymore, so I'm just gonna come clean, it's not me.

Although it may be an elaborate prank set up by Matt!

I hadn't thought of that, though it doesn't sound like him lol

[Danhod]

What are the odds, Simon?! How could he know your favourite words. Come clean, no one will scold you!
@Matt: couldn't you find his dating site profile?! It would be... Interesting to know what sort of things he's into.

I can't believe you don't believe me! Well, I can, lol! My favourite words - giltspur?! Would I really get a word pronunciation account if I plan for undercover work? Perhaps, even this name is made up

You won't find me on any dating sites

[Danhod]

Dan, or whatever your real name is, I think it's you

And I may yet find your dating site profile...

I would look for yours If I wasn't busy researching stop and search powers

[Danhod]

Oh my...look what I found...

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=44805533

But I don't smoke lol!

'About Me' hahahahahahahaha

First date - A Black Magician gig Hahahahaha

Though I have had an obsession with gifs recently...



Bet you can't find my LinkedIn profile

[Danhod]

http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/daniel-hodson/52/79/808

[Danhod]

Any detective work going?

Like I said, training to be a detective

As you said, I plan for undercover work.

[Danhod]

I don't know what you mean...that dating ad had nothing to do with me...

As you said it has nothing to do with me, but everything to do with you

:D
Well, Simon, I didn't know anything about this romantic, tragic, side of you. I wish your dreams of finding the right gif finally come true.

I have found the perfect giffriend believe me but I lost it

Perhaps Black Magician will someday use an animated gif version of their logo, or perhaps themselves, on their website and you two could meet in a gig and that would be the begining of a grand passion.

That's a terrible idea

Bet you like being spanked by a gif, don't you?

I wouldn't know the feeling

[Danhod]

Have you ever had a "sexual" dream about someone and it made things awkward when you see them? Hah...

They occur about once a year for me lol!

[Lycaon]

One can always take things in own hands and contact a local booker. Have thought of this myself several times(, despite I am a spoiled Dutch kid and have seen them a couple of times by now).

[Danhod]

Have you ever had a "sexual" dream about someone and it made things awkward when you see them? Hah...

Yeah, but i never feel awkward about it!

Haha, admittedly it was about the manager of the coffee shop I work at, so it's bound to be awkward.

Even more awkward if he reads this a he he heee...

[UnAs]

or some balkan countries.

YES..that would be great!Maybe they come in Belgrade someday..who knows..

[muskurov]

I'm addicted to this Forum. I was about to hit bed, couldn't barely keep my eyes open, closed the file with a friend's MSc thesis I was reviewing, when I decided to check this Forum, only not to break the daily habit of reading it. Then I couldn't resist to comment on a thread and now it is 05:04 am in Portugal and I feel wide awake. Shit...

I was also addicted for a long time. Now I'm addicted to someone else. The easiest way to "fight" an addiction - get a new one

[Danhod]

Last night a horse bit me. A horse. Horses are not meant to bite. I have a HUGE bite/bruise thing on my back. Yeah, it bit my back/shoulderblade area. Stupid beast. I only wanted to pet it and he bit me Mean horsey. I can't believe a HORSE bit me!?!?!

I think you might have had some grass on your shoulder lol

Now everyone, you MUST watch these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaC4MqxUnFw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irF5sBTVniI

[Danhod]

Bit of boob there

[UnAs]

Into hospital today, surgery tomorrow. Bit apprehensive.

Hold on mate..hope everything will be OK!

[Danhod]

Work harder than you think you should, it WILL reward you! I'm in my second year of a Policing degree, it's damn difficult But only if you leave work till the deadline... which I've learned not to do... I hope!

[Lycaon]

I'd say the hint is your name, right?

[Danhod]

Don't give up, what are the chances of you getting in again after already dropping out?

[Danhod]

I have the option to defer entry due to disability/illness until next year :/ I was hoping they'd have sorted out my diagnosis by now so I could have my funding etc in place, but no, the NHS sure likes taking it's time! Just getting passed from specialist to specialist, but each seems to have a 2-6 week wait in between appointments, grrrr.

Q. So why do you believe the situation is getting worse?

A. Because you're taking too long diagnosing me, keep getting passed from specialist to specialist, each seems to have a 2-6 week wait in between appointments, grrrr.

[Danhod]

If that was on my arm, I'd peel the skin off

[muskurov]

Have you checked at the Lost Property office ? There is always the chance a descent person found it and handed it over.

LT: Just pre-ordered my Kindle Paperwhite. Finally I'll be able to read in the dark. No more sleep for me

[muskurov]

LT: American Politics absolutely does my tatties in and if I lived there I probably wouldn't vote or engage with most of the political process (I'm studying US Politics at uni haha)...

You're right. The US political system is dysfunctional, but I don't think not voting or being passive is the right approach.
What are your thoughts on British Politics? I don't follow it lately, but whenever I watch a session of the House of Commons it is like a comedy show.

[muskurov]

Just saw the redesign of http://mydyingbride.net
Looks very good

[UnAs]

Yeah..it looks really good!

[Danhod]

Great!

We can hold weekly meetings where we all get together and wallow in our various perversions!

I'm sure this is a great idea and we couldn't possibly be seen as being a remotely dodgy 'club' at all.

Count me in, I'll get some special robes...

[Danhod]

Anyone else getting a 'forbidden' sign when trying to access the forum not long ago? Or was it just me :S

[Danhod]

Robes? For a pervert club? Surely nudity should be obligatory?!

There are special holes in the special robes for special revealings especially in the evenings

[Danhod]

As always

The worst thing to do at uni is go on this forum, back to my work!!!

[Danhod]

I kind of quit uni already...

I really want to... but there's not much else I can do if I did. I'll be really surprised if I pass this year.

[Danhod]

I lasted a week.

But then I am 'disabled' and mid diagnosis. I'm starting next year instead.

Good luck with it, you might need it!

[Danhod]

What?! There is a perverts' club and no one invited me?!

I kind of quit uni already...

I really want to... but there's not much else I can do if I did. I'll be really surprised if I pass this year.

I know the feeling. But I somehow try to cope with it. Skip as much of classes you legally can! Give yourself a 15 minute smoke break if the professor allows. Pull all-nighters whenever possible. Take the back raws, and text a friend, or read a book during boring classes. Break the textbook into two halves for the finals, and have a friend study one half, so you could cheat. Cheat in general, if you think you can't pass. Most of them don't really care if you do. Turn up in the class drunk, or high, and see if anyone can spot you! Study during boring, or less than useful classes, instead of wasting your home time on it!

Only about two or three of those are possible

[Danhod]

Which ipod is it? Mines a classic and lasts about 3 hours fully charged, but I've had it 3 years so Im not sure if the batteries changed much.

There's a new nano coming out soon, I hope they do a 500gb or 1TB ipod someday.

[Danhod]

A friend reckons it's the battery.

Really?

Mines 120GB but it's full, about time I got the 160 one.

[muskurov]

Hey Matt, I see you fixed your avatar. It's good to see you again

[Danhod]

Thanks, yeah, I thought it was about bloody time, it had been several months

The goat has returned!

[Danhod]

Yup

[Podgie]

My latest thought? (While logged on to the .org forum) These forums have become rather dead... Especially considering the band have just released (a fantastic) new record! Then I attempted to go to the homepage and saw that the domain had just changed. D'oh.

[Podgie]

Bloody hell Podgie, it's been a while! Welcome back fella

It has! And thank you, I hope life's been treating you well

[UnAs]

Hope that hurricane Sandy won't make any trouble to our forum friend Alzamora!

[Danhod]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[Podgie]

Congratulations man!!

[UnAs]

My son Samuel Luke Whiting was born today at 8.31pm. I am a happy, happy chap.

Congratulations man All the best!

[Danhod]

Congratulations

[muskurov]

Congratulations mate!

[UnAs]

It's worse when you have classes in the morning. Those 8am classes suck big time even without insomnia.

Man..that i hate the most!

[muskurov]

I'm off work atm so don't even need to get up!

Haha, you're a true Princess

[Danhod]

Get a carbon monoxide detector

[muskurov]

After you see a doctor go out with the nurse!

[Danhod]

So now we have two X chromosomes around here? It's a lucky day for us sausages!

Now that I'm back, I really understand how much I missed this Forum.

You were gone?

[Danhod]

Covering/disguising many years of self harm scars

Didn't see that coming! Hope you're past it now though?

[Danhod]

Covering/disguising many years of self harm scars

Didn't see that coming! Hope you're past it now though?

What do you mean?

I meant it as - do you still self-harm?

[muskurov]

I'm quite unwell, really. Functioning, but rather sick.

That is unfortunate.
From what I understand you've learned to control most of it. Please, will you share an MRI scan, if of course it is appropriate for me to ask.
And praises to your fiancée and employer

[muskurov]

Hahaha
Please do. Maybe in a new topic like "MDB Fans [x-rayed]"

[Danhod]

Ooh I thought you meant as in it was obvious/not obvious that I was that kind of person

Yeah that too lol

Good to know you have some control over it

[Danhod]

Why not both?

Didn't see that coming! = Not that kind of person (maybe )
Hope you're past it now though? = Do you still self harm?

[muskurov]

Nice pelvis!

[Danhod]

... you're coming to the London gig, yeah?

Me? Nope

So what did the images prove?

[Danhod]

Proved nothing lol. Medically, also proved nothing!

Take that Mammon!

[Danhod]

LT 2.0: Why are some people such utter cunts, when they've previously worshipped the ground you walk on? How do they flick a switch, just like that

I agree, Mammon used to be different

[muskurov]

That reminds me a bit of "Until Death Overtakes Me".

[UnAs]

First snow in my town this morning!

[UnAs]

Has any one else noticed lately lots of new people logged in on the site? Though only a couple of them have actually posted something.

This Beerman is online 24/7!

[muskurov]

Talanas were alright. To be honest as with every support band I was very happy to see them go and clear the way for MDB. But the two songs I heard weren't bad at all, if you're into prog death.

[UnAs]

I am currently living with my girlfriend, her son, and her husband. Awkward level over 9000.

That's the spirit!

[muskurov]

Lost my favorite hat, knitted by my beloved nanna

[muskurov]

Oh Where did you lose it?

Followed my steps from the other day and the hat turned out in IKEA I was so very very happy I wanted to kiss the swedish-looking bloke.

LT: I'm disguised by Xmas cheer this year. In Berlin with the unusual snow, Xmas markets and the general happiness people are moving even slower. The streets are almost unusable for walking when you're in a hurry. Today we have our office Xmas party We'll be very productive tomorrow.

[UnAs]

I fucking hate Christmas.

And Santa Claus!

[muskurov]

I find comfort in Winter's coldness and solitude. I'm always complaining of heat (everything over 25°C). Heat scares me and I sometimes panic during heat waves.

LT: I'm trying Curling tomorrow

[UnAs]

All this bullshit about the end of the world is so fuckin' annoying

[muskurov]

Virginia tech still in the lead though! +snigger+ still, nothing will beat the notoriety of Columbine. Who's fault was it this time, Justin Beiber? Or still blaming Marilyn Manson?

This time it is PSY to blame
Anyway I bet the gun laws in the states will take the biggest part of the blame in this case, but I think Americans will always remain armed and dangerous.

I think my period is due about then (hides weapons of mass destruction. Looks sweet and innocent) hehe

You'll be even more annoyed than the rest of us this Friday

[muskurov]

WGW is well known in Germany, although I've not attended it yet.

My last working day this year is at Thursday so I could not care less about what goes down on Friday I'm up for everything. For example: End of the world orgy?

Thank you for the documentary. I'm watching it right now.

[UnAs]

For example: End of the world orgy?

[UnAs]

Also some guy went to an elementary school shot and killed 20 children, America fuck yeah!!

It does seem to be an American disease. This is not to say it doesn't happen anywhere else in the world, Norway being case in point. It just seems to happen in the States more often. My heart goes out to all the people who lost someone.

Yeah.. I'm sorry for the victims and their families!Terrible thing indeed

[UnAs]

So congratulations, sensationalist media, you’ve just lit the fire for someone to top this and knock off a day care center or a maternity ward next … You can help by forgetting you ever read this man’s name, and remembering the name of at least one victim. You can help by donating to mental health research instead of pointing to gun control as the problem. You can help by turning off the news.”

Well said!

[muskurov]

Good point, but the problem with the news media is that it is uncontrollable by the state as long as the first amendment still stands. It is only controlled by its ratings and revenue. The idea of people turning of the ill presented news would of course help, but I don't see it happening. Gun control is on the other hand much easier to be passed and regulated by the state. In many cases it would not help, because getting a gun is not that hard even in countries with the strictest gun control laws.

[Danhod]

Well it's doomsday, so if Aaron is reading this, can we stand up again now?

[muskurov]

Bleaching my hair

I'm blonde. Fucking BLONDE. Eeeeeeek. Pink is gone!

Have you tried fairy green?

[DarkLink]

Merry Christmas for all who celebrates it !

[UnAs]

Merry Christmas for all who celebrates it !

[muskurov]

LT: Spending any amount of time at my parents' place always reminds me of why I don't want a TV. Bloody pointless annoying thing.

The TV at home is different - it shows only what You want to watch. For example: you can still watch nature and science programs on it

[muskurov]

Pay more or find another store. What are you hunting ? Germans ?

[muskurov]

the ones, who have Beer

[muskurov]

Wish you all Peace, Health & Wealth!

Indeed! Have a good one, folks

[muskurov]

Finally found a Shape of Despair song i liked. I have heard for a while how awesome they were, but every time i listened i could not get into it. Two days ago, while on Youtube, i came across the song In The Mist, it is an awesome song and Shades of is an amazing album.

My faves are Entwined in Misery and Angels of Distress.

[muskurov]

I download torrents when neccessary

Yes, the moments when torrents become vital for our lifes

[muskurov]

Congratulations Mister Muskurov!

Cheers

[muskurov]

Let Jesus fuck you! Haha. God should definitely let me fuck him.

muskurov is my new god

I don't like this

[muskurov]

You know you want it

Can't wait for the second coming.

[Danhod]

Best My Dying Bride cover i have ever heard. This is how i picture Danhod singing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFh5G3A7-jc

This is way too far beyond my vocal capabilities

Dimmu Borgir Gateways is v realistic - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L-F9FXyPEs

[UnAs]

Oh my fucking god Beerman, just fuck off!

I vote for Beerman!

Can moderators do something about it?

[muskurov]

In other news, the world needs Triptykon to release a new album.

And Peter Steele needs to come back to life and make another album as amazing as October Rust.

Both absolutely true

Can moderators do something about it?

Yes, we can make him a moderator.
I don't think staying permanent online is a violation of any of the forum rules.

[Danhod]

In other news, the world needs Triptykon to release a new album.

And Peter Steele needs to come back to life and make another album as amazing as October Rust.

Both absolutely true

Especially the latter, had to die right before writing another record how lazy!

Beerman should be the least of your worries; I bet Simon (Danhod) keeps stalking us all the time, he just keeps himself logged out.
More creepy, in my opinion.

Actually I'm logged in a lot haha. But... as who?

[Danhod]

@Matt: I totally agree! I could rape for some TON right now. Better start taking necromancy lessons.
@Simon: I believe sock poppetry is a violation of laws of virtually every Internet community. If you indeed are Beerman, I suggest you should take legal action against yourself as a responsible officer of the law.
But wait, UnAs had already suggested lynching "you", and I personally prefer the latter option!

Not an officer just yet mammon

And yes, I am the infamous Beerman! That's why we're both logged in at the same time

I would also rape for some more negative, these last few years have been a challenge to say the least

Is anyone else here in the TON group on FB besides me?

[Danhod]

Isn't lynching illegal as well though? So Daniel/Simon/whatever the fuck his actual name is would have to arrest us for lynching him! Even though he'll be dead...er...I'm confused

Then I;d undergo a binary resurrection

And, don't worry about the legal consequences, it's simple: We kill the Beerman... And let Simon/ Danhod take the blame!

Sounds good to me

Mammon, Matt, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit a crime!

[Danhod]

You're in no position to arrest us! Come back when you've finished school, kid!

I've got plenty of time to build a case before joining

Mammon, Matt, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit a crime!

Fuck off Piggy

How does it feel that pigs have power over you?

[Danhod]

In fact it's already being made

http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc337/danhod/1-1_zps57e9fd22.png

[Danhod]

Noooooooooooo!!!

Haha, well I'd pay good money to see that...at least I would if I wasn't dead

Hahaha!

[muskurov]

I'd pay money NOT to see that.

[Danhod]

I'd pay money NOT to see that.

I'd pay money for you to see it lol

[UnAs]

I´d pay to see that masterpiece..but only if my guillotine appears in the movie! and the poster is great!

[Danhod]

Well now you're back, surely the peace will be kept

[Danhod]

Hooray!

Although she's gone and fucked off again :-/

Haha! spare time to have FUN before the fox-macerating beast returns

[Danhod]

[Danhod]

Maybe you've became used to the smells of grotesque acts and rotting corpses

[UnAs]

Im in Vienna 3 days already..it´s bloody cold here..thermometer says it is -13 degrees right now!i must find some kind of pub..so i can warm up my soul
to all of you from Vienna!

[muskurov]

Damn you Princess, don't kill our necrophilic fantasies

[Danhod]

How about us killing her to fulfill our necrophillic fantasies?!

You do that, I'll be busy with the fox

[Danhod]

How about us killing her to fulfill our necrophillic fantasies?!

You do that, I'll be busy with the fox

And, just leave its head intact. I'd like me some dead fox BJ.

It's a deal, I'm only concerned with anal anyway

[muskurov]

I need a cat, to try this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCTNPGY_AaI

[Danhod]

I use the same method to straighten out my barbwire.

[muskurov]

I swear if I was any more medicated I'd just turn in to a giant pill...

A giant Sildenafil (Viagra), I presume.

[Danhod]

Seriously, Beerman...

He's being a very very naughty boy isn't he!

[Danhod]

Mattmammongetsdestroyedbyapig.

A classic!

[Danhod]

The pigs tits were the dogs bollocks

[Danhod]

I finally have a profile pic for the first time on here since 2007! (was under a different name for 3 yrs before this account)

The evil 100x100ish pixel limit was the reason

[Danhod]

And we still have no fucking idea what you look like

Well, he's an undercover cop for Dog's sake! How's he going to uncover your torture dungeon and my rape-murder victims' mass graves if we knew what does he look like?!

Not undercover yet

If I wore those clothes, I'd look like my pic lol

[UnAs]

If i was gay, i would rape catholic priests.

Interesting thought indeed!

[muskurov]

Good luck with it. Rammstein is a good start, but I'm afraid their German will only do you well in bars and brothels

[Danhod]

Might take up the guitar again, properly this time!

[Danhod]

lol exactly, this world better be ready

[Danhod]

Might take up the guitar again, properly this time!

Do it!

Yes Sir!

[UnAs]

Beerman is logout

[UnAs]

Beerman is logout

Finally!

Not for long..he is back again

[UnAs]

He's just playing with us Or maybe he has somekind electric problems!

[UnAs]

I think so!
Logged in again!

I want to play a game!

This is perhaps the sequel of Saw movie..fuck..we are dead

[UnAs]

And than he would say:

What a shame.

Those were good guys.

[UnAs]

I'm going to die! I'm the jerk!
Simon will survive; he's the cop.
Apart from him, only one guy and one girl will survive.

Nice!
Maybe Simon could save us on time..before Jigsaw(Beerman) torn us into pieces with his frightening devices

[UnAs]

I'm going to die! I'm the jerk!
Simon will survive; he's the cop.
Apart from him, only one guy and one girl will survive.

Nice!
Maybe Simon could save us on time..before Jigsaw(Beerman) torn us into pieces with his frightening devices

Nah, he'd rather watch us all die while sipping a beer.
Plus, he is, apparently, Beerman's alter-ego.

Well i think he can do better than that

Fuck that shit, I'm going to leave myself logged on from now on. I will beat the Beerman at his own game.

Show him who is the boss!

[Danhod]

*sips beer*

[Danhod]

Let him come back! We shall defend our forum. We fight him on the pages, we fight him in the threads.

lol

[Danhod]

wow, you guys really turned warriors

might I join your cause? I must mention that I can cause psychic headaches )

Welcome to the battle!!

Unless it's Beerman in disguise? then you're fighting against yourself

[Danhod]

Fuck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/beer_Man

Hahahaha

[Danhod]

Great! Now how are they supposed to find someone who has the powers of Garry Glitter and Adolf Hitler combined?!

We need a Jewish child to sign up to the forum...

[muskurov]

Hey there Abed, always nice to see you, mate

[muskurov]

I'm turning into an organic maniac lately. Everything except my booze comes from the bio-store. I'm still not sure if the food is really tastier or is it myself forcing to like it knowing how much it costs.

[Danhod]

[shamelessselfpromotion]I would like to draw everyone's attention to my blog! I believe the link is in my signature. I've recently started writing in it again, and will be using it mainly to review new albums etc, spanning the entire range of my musical taste, as well as stuff that is just sent to me. Check it out, and follow me on there (or whatever the term for doing that is) if you like! Cheers [/shamelessselfpromotion]

One way to get free records lol!

[Danhod]

I think you should take up Poundskins proposition in the promote your band thread lol

[Danhod]

Wow, my workload is piling up very quickly, haha.

If you get too many CD's you could always send some for me to review instead (reviewing is a 10% possibility, those worth reviewing will be done in a 30 word essay)

[Danhod]

Lolz

[Danhod]

his organ playing makes one think long and hard about one's past sins and guilty pleasures.

For example?

[Danhod]

That time I was wanking to a picture of two bunnies mating.

We've all done it

[Danhod]

both bunnies looked conspicuously underage?!
That they were both males?!
That the one at the recieving end was not exactly willing?!
That they photographed the session just to get some money for drugs?!

Sorry, don't do softcore

[Danhod]

Hello...

:O))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Welcome back

[UnAs]

Hello...

[muskurov]

welcome back to our King and Princess

[Danhod]

and anally raped Danhod!

*shivers* It was wide as a pint glass

[Danhod]

Really?! I'm quite sure it's this thin ---> o.
If not smaller!

You must have saw it when it was flacid

[UnAs]

love being an uncle, I kick ass at it.

Yeah..one month ago i became uncle and it's fucking great!

[muskurov]

I love being an uncle, I kick ass at it.

I'll be an uncle in few months and will probably need your guidance

[Danhod]

Congrats in advance mate!

I'll also be an uncle in about 5ish years probably

[Danhod]

Congrats in advance mate!

I'll also be an uncle in about 5ish years probably

My warmest congratulations my dear Simon!

Many many thanks!

Who else needs to come back? Sere Flower, that goth guy, this other person I forgot.

[Danhod]

I used to be on the forums years ago, but i stopped coming on, and forgot all my info so I made this new one. I didn't post much then though.

Ditto, I used to be 'crownofsympathy' (not the one most ppl will think of though haha) but forgot teh password. Was absent during the release of FLIS too lol, all those missed posts...

[Danhod]

Long time no see.

How's everyone?

Welcome back, it seems that moaning about missing people is working, lets moan some more!

Alzamora, your girlfriend must be taking 'doom' a bit too seriously haha

[muskurov]

Did my part, I hope the cat gets the operation and lives happily ever after.

L.T. Did some calculations and it turns out I donate more for the well-being of humans than for animals.

[Danhod]

Did some calculations and it turns out I donate more for the well-being of humans than for animals.

The shame of it!!

[UnAs]

We need to ask Spiderman about the sound..it's obviously his guitar

[UnAs]

This is the only instrument I know of, that Spiderman plays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yIvxZ_5ekA

He is a superhero after all..that explains why he has such a BIG sense for ''music'' !

[UnAs]

To celebrate the new pope.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4abaQdPCIrw

[UnAs]

One of the things that I need to try before i die!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151598877693714&set=vb.333045740142725&type=3&theater

[UnAs]

Game of Thrones, less than one week away.

Man..i can't wait
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzI9v_B4sxw

[muskurov]

Fuck yeah!! This weekend coming up is going to be awesome. Saturday I get to see Evoken, and Sunday is the season finale of Walking Dead, as well as the premiere of Game of Thrones. Going to take a while to beat this one.

No Evoken for me, but I'll also enjoy the two mentioned TV jewels. Plus a long long weekend cuz of Jesus or something.

LT: I miss my CD Walkman.

[muskurov]

Have never been into baseball. Which team are you cheering for ?

[UnAs]

. Plus a long long weekend cuz of Jesus or something.

[UnAs]

What the hell is happening with women on this forum?
Where did they all go?

[UnAs]

Not that there were many compared to the number of males here...back in the day it was about a 50/50 split, it was great!

It would be nice to have some women here all the time..not just temporarily!

[UnAs]

Abed! Hope dentist will take care of your teeth soon!

[muskurov]

Always good to see you back, Abed

My dentist listens to Enya while working. She says it relaxes her

[UnAs]

I hate 1.April!

[muskurov]

I prefer to be fooled on April fools, rather than any other day of the year

[Danhod]

Interview with Aaron from Metal Sucks, in which he reveals a new album will begin writing at the end of this year.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2013/03/28/aa ... -craighan/

Might as well

[muskurov]

I'm not into vinyl, but I'd love to have this

Anathema - Eternity (double vinyl black)

[Danhod]

Moving is a fucking ball ache!

Why I try to stay seated as much as possible

[muskurov]

Was in Switzerland last few days and missed Antimatter's concert yesterday. Luckily they decided to play another night in Berlin tomorrow. Superb!

[Danhod]

Why I try to stay seated as much as possible

I'll remember that next time you come to one of my gigs...you'll be the one who is sitting down, completely still. Should make you easy to spot!

Hopefully I'll have enough energy to stay awake too haha

[Danhod]

God that's the most HORRIBLE thing I can imgaine.
That's why I'm saving to buy an external hard, just to back up my precious files!

I'm hoping my i-pod doesn't die, 13,000 tracks, all that illegal downloading would have gone to waste!

[UnAs]

I'm hoping my i-pod doesn't die, 13,000 tracks, all that illegal downloading would have gone to waste!

[Danhod]

I think you should arrest yourself, Simon!

You'll have to fly over and do a citizens arrest! (if you can find me )

[UnAs]

Hope you get some sleep these days Abed!

I don't know is this a problem but i have to much sleep last couple of days!
I try to read something I fall asleep..i try to watch a movie I fall asleep
I guess I'm just tired these days..

[Danhod]

Totally forgot about my Ipod, got 7gb of my music back. Most of all my My Dying Bride, Evoken, Esoteric and Anaal Nathrakh.

Backed up one of my ipods yesterday, seems like its on its way out!

[Lycaon]

RIP Jeff, but not necessarily RIP Slayer. They would be touring this summer with a replacement anyway. Hope Jeff has recorded some of the stuff for the new album he was writing.

[Lycaon]

You (sadly) might have a fair point there.

[muskurov]

Excellent news .
Did you happen to see a release date or at least month anywhere ?

[UnAs]

Hello everyone
I'm back after some time Fucking technology these days..my computer was fucked up..i guess it's Beerman's fault

P.S. I still can't believe that Jeff Hanneman is dead
R.I.P.
I was planning to see Slayer in June..but now probably i will not go!

[muskurov]

But seriously! How did that happen?! I acme up with such words of wisdom, likes of which have never been spoken, in reply to Shagrat's post, and all I see now is one blank post!

There is a maximum amount of wisdom for every post and you seem to have reached it.

Now seriously: I can not think of a reason for it, but I'll take a further look into it.

[Danhod]

But seriously! How did that happen?! I acme up with such words of wisdom, likes of which have never been spoken, in reply to Shagrat's post, and all I see now is one blank post!

There is a maximum amount of wisdom for every post and you seem to have reached it.

Now seriously: I can not think of a reason for it, but I'll take a further look into it.

God took away the wisdom in fear of mammons ascendance to the throne

[Danhod]

I wouldn't be surprised, Simon; afterall he did do a similar thing to me and my brothers a few thousands of millennia ago:he took away our wings, cast us down when we tried to rebel against him by informing men, sharing our wisdom with them.
We tried to dethrone him, but his angels were a thousand times more than our fighters, needless to say, we lost the war.
So, I'm not surprised if he tries to stop me from sharing my wisdom with sons of Adam, too.

I can only weep

[muskurov]

Skepticism are working on a new album and probably an European tour I saw them five years ago in Berlin on one amazing Halloween show together with Pantheist

[muskurov]

Went out for some beers last night and met my doctor in the pub. It gave me a nice feeling to drink after that, my doc was there just in case

[Danhod]

Went out for some beers last night and met my doctor in the pub. It gave me a nice feeling to drink after that, my doc was there just in case

Can't trust a doctor when they're sober let alone drunk

[muskurov]

Can't trust a doctor when they're sober let alone drunk

LOL True, but I still trust a drunk doctor more than I trust myself drunk.

[Danhod]

Can't trust a doctor when they're sober let alone drunk

LOL True, but I still trust a drunk doctor more than I trust myself drunk.

I find it more dangerous, actually: Your drunk doctor might end up prescribing some random medicine, and you, in your drunkenness, will possibly end up taking it! Hell, he might even preform an operation on you in that state. Tomorrow you'd wake up and find that your left kidney, right arm, or even your most prized organ is missing.

Not my ears! :O

I need to cut down the alcohol before I end up at the doctors myself (always said but hardly ever done lol)

[muskurov]

I find it more dangerous, actually: Your drunk doctor might end up prescribing some random medicine, and you, in your drunkenness, will possibly end up taking it! Hell, he might even preform an operation on you in that state. Tomorrow you'd wake up and find that your left kidney, right arm, or even your most prized organ is missing.

It would make a great movie and my most prized organ would be my brain. #zombieDoctor

[UnAs]

Ok. here's the entire cast:
Beerman: The murderous doctor.
Musukrov: His current victim.
Danhod: The detective who's trying to solve the crime.
The She-Wolf and Princess: The cool forensic scientists who help solving the crime by scientifically analysing the evidence (think of that hot goth girl from NCIS).
Mammon: That guy from Numb3rs who tries to solve the crime using maths.
Matt: The vigilante (plot twist: He's actually the second coming of Jesus Christ).
Melita: A former victim of the doctor, and her death was the reason beyond Matt, who loved her, turning into a vigilante.
Abed: The police chief who's tired of Dan's unorthodox methods, asking him to solve the crime by the book.
Alzamora and Shagrat: The doctor's henchmen. They run over puppies and laugh evilly.


Written and directed by:
Collective Effort

From the creators of
Mattmammongetsdestroyedbyapig

[Danhod]

Hahahaha

Could be in the Arts, Literature and Philosophy category, in a new thread specifically for the story similar to the 'Delirious Stories' thread if anyone can be arsed to add to it

Abed, by the book methods don't get results!

[Danhod]

It's too good not to be a book

And I wish it were real, especially the latter...

[muskurov]

Great story, Mammon, it might even be the greatest story ever written. I'm totally hooked up keep it coming.

[Danhod]

Danhod won't be dribbling all over you!

It will be beyond a dribble

'beerman begins' lol

[muskurov]

Also,your favourite character, Mammon, is going to make an ass of himself repeatedly throughout the next few episodes.

My favourite character so far is Matt.
Can't wait to see/read the Jesus twist. I hope The She-Wolf will not turn out to be the second coming of Mary Magdalene.

[UnAs]

And the Oscar for the best scenario EVER goes to..Mammon Iaho Dumah! congratulations

[UnAs]

Mammon,you should sell your scenario to the HBO and become really rich guy!

[muskurov]

Amigoooooooooooooooooos!
I miss you guys! Hope you all were and are doing well! I hope I didn't miss any interesting topics and news

LT: Feeling guilty for being away for a while!

Cheers, Abed, always glad to see you.

[Danhod]

That's emotional stuff Mammon, emotional...

[Danhod]

I appear to have cut my left thumb, which might make for an interesting story twist...

[Danhod]

I appear to have cut my left thumb, which might make for an interesting story twist...

I sense my character becoming very maudlin about this development.

Not only that, but I have had a lot of cider today, Abed won't be happy!

[Danhod]

I appear to have cut my left thumb, which might make for an interesting story twist...

I'm going to write an entire epic Odyssey revolving around this shocking event.

It doesn't even want to heal

and

[muskurov]

“Well,” thought Muskurov, “at least Mammon had the decency to give me a fair treatment after all the horrid things he’s put me through”.

This is just a delusion isn't it ? I'll probably wake up with my balls cut off or something.

The Alzamora story is touching, well done!

[UnAs]

“Well,” thought Muskurov, “at least Mammon had the decency to give me a fair treatment after all the horrid things he’s put me through”.

This is just a delusion isn't it ? I'll probably wake up with my balls cut off or something.

[Danhod]

I expect you to portray women as more than sex objects in this story.

I think it's what keeps 80% of everyones interest

[Danhod]

Great way to shift the blame, couldn't have said it better haha

[Danhod]

What a cliffhanger! It could be a soap opera! perhaps the letter will be to do with godot?

Gangrene? :O I hope my thumb won't have to be removed, i need it for things like.. holding books!

[UnAs]

Suddenly, a little girl of seven appeared before him on a tiny pink bicycle. Matt’s eyes turned a harrowing shade of red as he muttered to the little girl: “No salvation for you!” and proceeded to punch her off her bike. Then he caught her by the collar and threw her against a wall as hard as he could. She hit the wall with a nauseating thud, and fell on a traffic sign, impaling her. Matt stood there, with a smile of satisfaction as her entrails ripped from her virgin cunt.
“Now that’s what I call ‘grotesque impalement’!”
He began chasing the van on the bike.

[Danhod]

“Also, I would like to introduce you to your new boss.” Said he, “Do come in Mr. Craighan.”

Who needs Abed anyway!!

[Danhod]

“Also, I would like to introduce you to your new boss.” Said he, “Do come in Mr. Craighan.”

Who needs Abed anyway!!

He's supposed to replace you, not Abed.

oh ...

Who needs Simon anyway!

[UnAs]

Part 9..great as usual!

[muskurov]

awesome story, Mammon

Shit! I was supposed to further develop Alzamora's character in this chapter, but I forgot!

With so many characters, it is probably hard to keep track of all of them. Maybe it is time to murder/suicide some.

[Danhod]

I want to know what is in the bag.

[UnAs]

Keep it coming Mammon!

[Danhod]

Thank you for giving my job back Abed, after all, it was hard work obtaining that bag!

And hello Sympathy, what a rare occurence!

[muskurov]

Hey Sympathy

LT: oh, Part 11 is here happy day!

[Danhod]

lol

[muskurov]

I really love how the characters in the story are aware they are in a fiction. But now I'm a bit worried, if the narrator is dead

[muskurov]

Good news is: It's going to be over soon; in 3 chapters at most!

How is this good news?
We demand you keep writing! The title is Beerman Begins after all.

[Danhod]

The title is Beerman Begins after all.

True

[Danhod]

Hitler raping Jesus? DOWNRIGHT TASTELESS!

[Danhod]

Mr. Mammon, the jokes the narrator has made come out of Simon's mouth are actually better than his own

I will enjoy killing you in the dramatic final chapter

[Danhod]

Mr. Mammon, the jokes the narrator has made come out of Simon's mouth are actually better than his own

I will enjoy killing you in the dramatic final chapter

You've had better jokes than this before
Anyway, I'd come out from the other side to haunt you, and if I'm hard to put up with, just imagine my bloody ghost

:O

It wasn't a joke

I was going to recommend you some music, but nah!

[Danhod]

God Eat God has a lot of potential imo

Check out Current 93, I'm working my way through his discography, what a journey

[muskurov]

An epic twist. Loved it. And the chase is awesome too

I wonder if Matt's evil father wanted Mellita for himself or just didn't approve of their love (he is know to be a judgemental knob head).

[muskurov]

So, I need other stuff when I have a break from Torture Garden

Check out Serotonal,
http://www.last.fm/music/Serotonal
I love thier Monumental album

And if you are into Russian Doom I absolutely recommend
Янтарные Слёзы (Amber Tears)
http://www.last.fm/home/friendslistened ... 0%B7%D1%8B

[muskurov]

Great story, Mammon!

So, the Beerman dies in "Beerman Begins".
I'll definitely watch the movie, even though the ending is spoiled.

And yeah, Johan Ericson is brilliant.

[Danhod]

“But… Why are you asking ME to do this?” said Dan with tears in his eyes.
“Because the ritual must be carried out by a VIRGIN,” said Matt

Q. Did you come up with the entire story just to make that “Muskurov is my new god” joke?
A. Yes.

A worthwhile cause!

Maybe I should get into reading again, when I find the time.

I sure could have a massage.
BTW, that Johan Ericson looks good

First of all, you should have forced your friend to carry your stuff for you. But now; you can ask Simon to give you a massage. I think he'll be more than glad to finally get to touch a woman!

*froths at the mouth*

[muskurov]

sorry for Mr. VaiKornos fans but I'm not politically correct

I'll try to be politically correct: Varg Vikernes is a racist bigot, his fans and those of Ted Nugent should kill themselves.

I'm also taking Computational Molecular Biology and Computer Networks at coursera, which I intend to complete with distinction.

Awesome!

[muskurov]

Hitler raping Jesus was the deepest, most beautiful scene I've ever included in that story!

Matt's scene in the pub in Part 3 was the most beautiful, dark and twisted one. I loved it.

[Danhod]

Planning a massacre?

[muskurov]

One would think that with wife, three kids (ok, one is grown), his music career and outstanding books, he does not have time for more bullshit.

[Danhod]

Slow forum times

[Danhod]

Slow forum times

Aye that it be - that it be........

Could be that the weather has picked and people are out and about having a good time.
I'm currently at home having a good time. New music and a few cold ciders = bliss. For now anyway.

I've also been on the cider this summer!

I'm off to blackpool tomorrow, rain predicted as always haha!

[Danhod]

I've also been on the cider this summer!

Great minds..........

... drink alike

and it is raining in Blackpool lol

[muskurov]

I'm back online I missed this place so much.

@The She-Wolf Dream on Sounds to be always interesting.

[Danhod]

Ladies and gentlemen: My newest fresco!

Like it - time well spent.

lol

[Danhod]

“We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.”

― Immanuel Kunt

I treat them well, what does that make my heart?

[muskurov]

“We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.”

― Immanuel Kunt

I treat them well, what does that make my heart?

Kunt ?? Was this a forum bug or did your cruel mind do this, Danhod ?

[Danhod]

Are you questioning my MS Paint skills, good sir?!

I treat them well, what does that make my heart?

Kunt ?? Was this a forum bug or did your cruel mind do this, Danhod ?

I think you already know the answer.

I second this opinion I was possessed by he who can not be spoken of

[UnAs]

Long time no see my dear friends!

After loooooong vacation i'm back on the internet (although I quite enjoyed without computer the last few weeks)..

Anyway..cheers everyone!

[muskurov]

Cheers, UnAs

[Danhod]

Long time no see my dear friends!

After loooooong vacation i'm back on the internet (although I quite enjoyed without computer the last few weeks)..

Anyway..cheers everyone!

Glad to see you back, UnAs!

I was possessed by he who can not be spoken of

Lord Voldemort?

I cannot speak its name

[Danhod]

Lord Voldemort?

I cannot speak its name

You must have a speech impediment.

No, it's because it doesn't have a name

[Danhod]

No, it's because it doesn't have a name

Then just go ahead and blame Beerman.

He spiked my drink

[Danhod]

LT: Am I the only one who thinks that the "wink" smiley ( ) makes the most innocent sentences seem sexually suggestive?!

No. I am always VERY wary of using that particular emoticon, for that very reason.

I normally use it for that reason

[Danhod]

Please don't rape me.

...

Save me Beerman!

[Danhod]

I got rid of this image because it was annoying lol

[UnAs]

Looks like America is going to another war. Looks like they are going to start dropping bombs on Syria. Seems like war is Americas new number one export.

Fuckin' war..

[muskurov]

Looks like America is going to another war. Looks like they are going to start dropping bombs on Syria. Seems like war is Americas new number one export.

The war is already two years old. If you ask me the UN/NATO/US are late to act on it. Let's see if this intervention actually helps resolving the situation.

[Danhod]

Is Abed still in Egypt? Not that Egypt has been exactly tranquil recently; but I still hope he's relatively safe there

I hope he's completely safe

[Danhod]

I am assuming disc 1 will be remastered?

I wonder if it would make much difference from the last remaster, though the last remaster was 10 years ago.

"Tracks 1-7 with commentary"

Good idea hopefully it didn't turn out too cheesy lol

They should send out more newsletters to announce stuff like this, still waiting for ALODK and SODWOL vinyl represses

[muskurov]

I see it's out a week after my birthday...it would sure make a nice late birthday present... *hint, hint, fellow forumites *

but we already bought you a sweater

[UnAs]

(Edit: Redhead not included!)

Matt will not be very happy with this!

[Danhod]

Mammon, WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE?!

[Danhod]

Mammon, WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE?!

I have no idea.
Edit: Google does. Apparently, it's called "Black Christmas", from CM Distro. I checked their website and, apparently, they don't carry that stuff anymore.

Maybe this xmas they might have something even better/worse! :O

[muskurov]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbEdnfH9k1A

Just three long weeks. Who else is going ?

[muskurov]

I am and I can't wait
They'll probably replace a song from AMOAOF with one from TLTS. This is what I think.

I'm hoping for "The Crown of Sympathy"

[muskurov]

Esoteric was fucking awesome last night!! Only thing that sucked last night was we got lost and missed almost all of Evokens set. Other than that fucking awesome night.

How is that even possible? Apple Maps ?

[Danhod]

Esoteric was fucking awesome last night!! Only thing that sucked last night was we got lost and missed almost all of Evokens set. Other than that fucking awesome night.

I missed a whole concert seeing Abysmal Torment and 3 others as I forgot to tek a map last week >:(

no one knew where the venue was either lol

[muskurov]

Great news, Rick. I'm sure the band will also have loads of fun at Maryland.

[Danhod]

Hey, Beerman! I fucked your mum, and she LOVED it.

I do believe that the presence of a Priest’s picture in this thread led you to believe that this is indeed the confessional booth.

Perhaps we need a confessional thread?

[Danhod]

I do believe that the presence of a Priest’s picture in this thread led you to believe that this is indeed the confessional booth.

Perhaps we need a confessional thread?

Needless to say, that's a BAD idea.

hehehehehehehe

[Danhod]

Of course, all confessions are kept in the highest confidentiality, your secrets are safe with a priest (my second undercover role)

[Danhod]

Of course, all confessions are kept in the highest confidentiality, your secrets are safe with a priest (my second undercover role)

"Kept in the highest confidentiality", yeah right!

Got a very saucy confessional private message from Beerman, can't share it though of course

[UnAs]

Greetings from Vienna my friends! Really beautiful city..but today to much sun for my taste

[Danhod]

Got a very saucy confessional private message from Beerman, can't share it though of course

Well, then I'm not asking you to reveal it.

That's very moralistic (there should be a word for that) of you (Y)

[Danhod]

Well, then I'm not asking you to reveal it.

That's very moralistic (there should be a word for that) of you (Y)

Thanks, I needed the complement; especially now that I'm feeling somewhat guilty about raping those kittens after killing their 12 year old owner.

[Danhod]

ahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahah!

[muskurov]

The show at Maximum Rock Festival was outstanding.

I second that. Spectacular performance.

[UnAs]

The show at Maximum Rock Festival was outstanding.

I second that. Spectacular performance.

And in case you don't believe us, take a look at this

Fantastic!

[muskurov]

My copy of "Turn Loose the Swans 2CD edition" is shipped yesterday
Time to dust off the old CD player and hope it works.

[Danhod]

Ordered a Type O Negative - Bloody Kisses 2LP, they sent me a Burzum 2LP, cant remember its name, the one with Dunkelheit on it if I spelled that right lol :/

[Danhod]

Sending it back tomorrow, but checked its value online first haha

[Danhod]

^^^

[Danhod]

I buy shit when I can afford to do so, otherwise I download it. Personally I'd rather some one hear my music for free then never hear it at all.

I agree!

A lot of the music I buy I download (or at least hear a sample) first to see whether or not I should buy it, I'd rarely ever buy something without hearing if it's any good or not first. (I learned from that mistake!)

[Danhod]

I recently heard Sunn O))) and Ulver are doing an album together. Not a split, It will be their sounds combined to make something amazing I'm sure, can't wait to hear it.

There's a sample on the Bandcamp page, not a short sample but it doesn't reveal too much either.

[Danhod]

:beerchug: Doom laden Xmas greetings to all of you!

Merry Christ Mass! I need some doom to slow me down, this months gone too fast, 4 days away, FOOKIN' EL!

[Danhod]

Got it on here lol

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/21-situa ... ure-not-in

Too awkward haha!

[Danhod]

Cheeeeeeeeers *falls off chair*

[UnAs]

Merry Pagan holiday everybody

+1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtHJkG29jdM

[Danhod]

Have a cool yule

[muskurov]

Happy New Year folks, may 2014 be an awesome year for all of you!

[UnAs]

Happy New Year folks!

[UnAs]

My gf just broke up with me, in a text message. Thought for sure this was the chick I would spend the rest of my life with. She said she just wants to be alone, and also that I'm too loud. Not sure how I feel yet, I don't think it has actually sunk in. Fuck!!

Well..text message breakup really sucks!
I'm sorry to hear this man..my advice to you is..keep your head up,put some good death metal album in your ears(do not listen any love ballads)..and most importantly DO NOT pity yourself! If she is the RIGHT one,in the end everything will be fine..on the other hand,if she isn't the right one..well there is plenty fish in the sea!
Just friendly advice..

[Danhod]

My gf just broke up with me, in a text message. Thought for sure this was the chick I would spend the rest of my life with.

Sorry to hear that, I agree with the last two posts, time is the only healer I suppose. Maybe this year is gonna be shit, I lost my part time job a few days ago so I'm pretty much jobless at the moment :/ applying for a couple of jobs but waiting for the police to re-recruit again.

[Danhod]

Best of luck finding a new job Danhod, maybe you can apply for MI5? They always look for good sneaky spies.

Ha! Maybe I already have, I'm not allowed to say! ;P

Good luck finding a way to see MDB Alzamora

[Danhod]

I had the weirdest dream last night: I was in my childhood home, trying to sneak a smoke without my parents’ knowledge. Father was trying to drown himself in the bathtub, babbling some nonsense about Charles Manson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yvAgmRU49c

[Danhod]

Got back with my girl, I'm happy. At least as happy as I can ever be anyway, which is depressed, hating the world, and not giving a fuck.

Congratulations!

[muskurov]

Got back with my girl, I'm happy.

congrats, good for her.

[UnAs]

Got back with my girl, I'm happy. At least as happy as I can ever be anyway, which is depressed, hating the world, and not giving a fuck.

[Danhod]

New Behemoth album!!

That comment cost me £11

[UnAs]

New Behemoth album!!

That comment cost me £11

It is well spent money!

[Danhod]

New Behemoth album!!

That comment cost me £11

It is well spent money!

The CD/DVD slipcase lured me with it's beauty lol

New Current 93 album out soon yay, seeing them live on the 8th

[UnAs]

The water heater is broken, the radiators don't work, it's below zero tonight, and I can see my breath fog any time I exhale! The only source of heat available to me, at the moment, is a goddamned gas cooker; which is, needless to say, inadequate! It's so cold, there is frost on theinside of the windows.

can't you burn something? the neighbors' house, if you don't have a fireplace.

Then you will go to jail where it's warm!

[Danhod]

Love the new Behemoth album! EPIC

[UnAs]

Love the new Behemoth album! EPIC

[Danhod]

Looking forward to the next Electric Wizard album sounds very promising!

[Danhod]

Black Metal fans might be interested: http://www.evolutionofthecult.co.uk/p/contact-and-pre-ordering.html

[UnAs]

it's been a while ....

Yeah! Welcome back Iceicelet

[Danhod]

I remember the name but not the pic

Hi!

[muskurov]

welcome back Iceicelet

[UnAs]

it's been a while ....

Yeah! Welcome back Iceicelet

Thank you for the welcome, UnAs !

to tell the truth...I am surprised that someone still remembers me here...

Don't be! We have a good memory here!

[UnAs]

How's everyone ?

Not here any more apparently. My Dying Bride needs to come out with some new material, so the forums will come alive once more.

Yeah..it would be great to see the forum alive again..

[Danhod]

My Dying Bride needs to come out with some new material, so the forums will come alive once more.

+eins

[UnAs]

My Amigos!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss you guys all!


Its been almost a year! I hope you are all well

Doom On \m/
Abed

Hi mate! welcome back..glad to see you here again

[UnAs]

Damn flood..most of the cities in my country are under water..thousands and thousands of people are trapped inside their homes hope it will stop raining soon!

[Danhod]

My Amigos!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss you guys all!


Its been almost a year! I hope you are all well

Doom On \m/
Abed

Almost a year? :O Welcome back lol time is going fast.

+ Also I hope the situation gets better Unas!

[Danhod]

Glad you enjoyed it Rick

There needs to be more death metal festivals in the West Midlands in the UK (are there ANY?)

[UnAs]

From last night, I was standing next to the dude that recorded this, so it's pretty much what I saw. Trying to remember the setlist, but I can't, damn it. Amazing show last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHa_SUbzKV4

I'm glad that you have enjoyed the show Alzamora..MDB looks great on the stage!
Hope someday i will able to do the same..

[UnAs]

Funny ass interview with My Dying Bride from Maryland Deathfest, done by Billzebub.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wSETONEi2s

This is pure gold, Rick! Hilarious! Thanks!

Interesting and funny interview!Thanks for sharing

[Danhod]

Thanks 4 sharing

More death vocals on the new album 80%ish? wow!

[muskurov]

So I've heard that Hamish left the band

sad news indeed, best of luck Hamish. And some good news: Calvin is back! Now I'm even more excited about the new lp.

[UnAs]

Yeah..sad news indeed!Thank you for everything and best of luck in the future Hamish
Can't wait to hear the new lp with Calvin back in the band!

[Danhod]

That's a juicy guitar u got

[UnAs]

New Septicflesh!! Titan is amazing, and that is putting it mildly.

amazing album indeed!

[Danhod]

Need to cast some sort of resurrection spell on these forums.

Yep

[UnAs]

It's really sad to see this forum half dead..

[Danhod]

Esoteric needs a new keyboard player.

Following our recent tour, keyboardist Jan has decided to part ways with Esoteric. We wish him every success in his future endeavours. We are therefore in search of a suitable replacement. Anyone interested should be in the West Midlands area of the UK, or have the ability to get to central Birmingham for weekly rehearsals. Experience and own equipment is a must. Contact us at greg@sinistrous.demon.co.uk

Imagine Danhod joining them!

Those keyboard lessons at school may be useful after all

[Danhod]

Check this out new band from the drummer of Ahab.

http://ekranoplandoomgrind.bandcamp.com/releases

Nice, plz remind me when they release an album

[Danhod]

BEST. REDIRECT. EVER!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_domination_high_scores_list

Hahaha

:S

[Danhod]

Black metal haha

[Danhod]

What shall we talk about?

[muskurov]

I'm still around, but in rather dull hole and don't have much to share As for the others I hope they're enjoying the rest of the summer and having a great time...

[Danhod]

I'm considering getting the mainiacal vale 3LP by Esoteric, but dont know whether I like it enough to spend £35 on it.

Couldn't think of anything else.

[UnAs]

I hope this forum will rise again

[Danhod]

35 pounds? go drink some pints instead.

They don't last as long

Decided I wouldn't listen to it enough, need to be in a certain mood to listen to Esoteric which i ain't in enough lol. Also remembered about the MDB rereleases on Peaceville, the moneys going there (or amazon if its cheaper, not keen on the £7 postage from PV)

[Danhod]

Yes, I rarely post here these days, but I am lurking…always watching silently in the shadows…and masturbating.

Must be what the band members are doing too

[muskurov]

Yes, I rarely post here these days, but I am lurking…always watching silently in the shadows…and masturbating.

have a blast!

[muskurov]

I haven't used firefox in years, are all these popups from the forum?

[muskurov]

I back Firefox against the whole world, good sir, against the whole world!

I respect your choice, dear Sir. It was a damn Windows problem that made me switch from foxy to chrome, and now I'm just used to the latter.

[Danhod]

Yeah, I've never had any issues with Firefox either!

ditto

Me neither, probably because I've never used it

[Danhod]

ditto

Me neither, probably because I've never used it

It is statistically proven that Firefox users get more sex... and cookies! Come over to the... fox side (damn, that didn't work).

Nah, chrome rapes all the others I've used. It's super fast usually and the favorites bar at the top of the screen allows me to be as lazy as possible

I'd hate to work shifts in a factory job, applied to land rover recently (ironically but the money is good) but failed the manual test so in one way I'm kinda glad haha.

[Danhod]

Saw Smell & Quim live yesterday

Will never unsee what I saw O.O

[muskurov]

Saw Smell & Quim live yesterday

Will never unsee what I saw O.O

hahaha, just did a quick youtube search. wow, now I see what you mean

[Danhod]

Saw Smell & Quim live yesterday

Will never unsee what I saw O.O

hahaha, just did a quick youtube search. wow, now I see what you mean

There was an old man with a baby doll strapped to his waist and he was banging it against a dustbin with his semi erect penis I filmed some of it but cant get it here for some reason lol

[Danhod]

There was an old man with a baby doll strapped to his waist and he was banging it against a dustbin with his semi erect penis

Sounds like a night out in Liverpool.

hahaha

[UnAs]

[muskurov]

So Ebola is big news in the US, two reported cases so far. Maybe I'm a sick fuck, but I kind of want to see it spread.

evil!

BTW: do you have a fully prepared bunker near by the house?

[UnAs]

In any case..this whole thing with Ebola is quite scary..

[Danhod]

Unless you're Alzamora, in which case it's funny

[muskurov]

As I type this I am less than one minute away from listening to the new Anaal Nathrakh album. This will be a good day.

so, how was it?

[Danhod]

As I type this I am less than one minute away from listening to the new Anaal Nathrakh album. This will be a good day.

Another new one? Damn that's came round fast..

[Danhod]

Highly recommend - http://invadarecords.bigcartel.com/prod ... ed-postage

And I don't recommend a lot lol

[UnAs]

You must obey Matt's words!

[UnAs]

Fair enough

[UnAs]

Happy New Year everyone!

What happened to abbie?

More generally, whatever happened to every single female member except you?! I don't think we were hostile towards them or anything.

Good question Mammon!I think we were good boys..

[Danhod]

Good point mammon all the brides are dying?

[UnAs]

Hello abbie Nice to see you here

[Danhod]

Good point mammon all the brides are dying?

You know what?! I'm pretty sure it was your lame jokes that scared/ bored them away!

Ha. Ha. Ha... only just read this, I'll avenge myself... someday...

Welcome back abbie, I'll try not to be so lame this time I promise ;P

[UnAs]

It's pretty much sad to see this forum(witch was very much alive in the past) dying
And Matt is right..only the new material can bring us some liveliness here..

[Danhod]

Yeah the new album will revive everything, It seems everything dies when I post less

(I still blame sere flower for leaving tbh )

[Danhod]

I'd like you, fellow Forumites, to recommend me some good new albums and films (the latter don't need to be new)

I've been spending too much time with Internet and live courses, need to read more, am starting to feel stupid.

Consumer Electronics - Estuary English

[Danhod]

I'd like you, fellow Forumites, to recommend me some good new albums and films (the latter don't need to be new)

I've been spending too much time with Internet and live courses, need to read more, am starting to feel stupid.

Consumer Electronics - Estuary English

[UnAs]

I'm still wondering if I should apply for that job in Antarctica and put up with 2,000 smelly penguins


Is anyone here watching the third season of Vikings? (Where's a Viking icon?)

You should definitely accept the job
I'm watching Vikings..first episode of the third season is quite good,in my opinion!

[UnAs]

House looks very nice..congratulations Alzamora!

[muskurov]

My woman and I have started the process of buying a house, it is pretty sweet. Hopefully all the paper work and bullshit goes through without any problems, if so we move in on June 6th.

Check it out. Yeah I realize I pretty much just gave you all my address, but whatever.
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5-S-L ... 0870_zpid/

very nice! congrats and very good location too

anyone going to Whitby this weekend?

[Danhod]

I may be a bit drunk. But I want to thank you ppls for being so interesting. You're amazing peoples. Tar.

[Danhod]

A bit early to be drunk. I like it!

It must have been later somewhere in the world

Mysanitydoesfly

[UnAs]

I would love to meet some of the people here.

Who's oming to Romania?

Well..I always wanted to visit Romania..especially Dracula's home in Transylvania(who is your buddy,apparently).. maybe someday..who knows!?

[Lycaon]

Welcome indeed, new person! There also is a special thread to introduce yourself a bit, if you are interested.

Since this thread seems the place for a random anecdote: Yesterday I called my eighty year old grandmother to ask if I could stay at her place this Saturday, since MDB has a gig in her hometown that evening. She mentioned that she had already seen the festival terrain and that she was very curious what kind of event would take place. But, halas, if you are eighty you only have so much energy for one weekend. She said: "If it was not for your brother's birthday this Sunday, I would join you to the festival."

[Lycaon]

Lycaon, take your granny and brother. She will be there like a rock star.
I hope we hear some new song
See you tomorrow!


Ps. How to get there (dokkum) easiest from eindhoven?

Haha, if possible I fear my brother would be even out of place than my grandmother would be.

Travelling from Eindhoven to Dokkum is a long trip for Dutch standards. From Eindhoven central you need to take the train to Leeuwarden (you will have to switch train once or twice) and then take the bus to Dokkum. This trip will take you about four hours.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact me trough pm.

[Danhod]

20th century

[muskurov]

what's a good cheap restaurant/pub in London?

[UnAs]

Amigoooooooos! Miss you guys! How have you all been doing? So my latest thought is that I have been away for so long and I missed the atmosphere in here, I hope you all have been doing great.

Cheers,

Hey man..good to see you around here

[muskurov]

London? Cheap? Ha!

If I ever discover one I will let you know

When are you visiting?

I'm not and haven't been in Blighty for alsmost two years now . My mother is going there for the weekend and she is used to pay like £2-£3 for a descent two course meal. Rather unthinkable for the UK

[Danhod]

I would like to delete some personal stuff I posted here but I can't 'cause some of those posts have been quoted by others. Any ideas how I could solve that?

Live with no regrets no idea tbh.. Lets see if Matt can show he has what it takes to rise up to the title of moderator

And hey Abed good to see y' around again!

[Danhod]

Nope, sorry! Can't help you

Lol

[DarkLink]

I would like to delete some personal stuff I posted here but I can't 'cause some of those posts have been quoted by others. Any ideas how I could solve that?

Live with no regrets no idea tbh.. Lets see if Matt can show he has what it takes to rise up to the title of moderator

And hey Abed good to see y' around again!

I so much second that idea !

In my humble opinion, Matt has been around here for so long and his huge and relevent contribution is speaking for him.

Also, he has been a dedicated member of the forum from the very beginning and his participation in almost all the topics here explains his high posting rate.

I would highly recommend him as a moderator when the time comes, as he is the best representation of impartiality and loyalty you could find around here.

[Podgie]

Matt would have my vote, too.

Right now though, the plumbing / water situation in my house is PISSING ME OFF.

[DarkLink]

It's very good of you to say those things, DarkLink

Such dedication should naturally be rewarded. But please, call me David, the both of us have been hanging around here for too long for you to ignore my name

[Danhod]

It's very good of you to say those things, DarkLink

Such dedication should naturally be rewarded. But please, call me David, the both of us have been hanging around here for too long for you to ignore my name

And you can call me Daniel

I agree, couldnt ask for a more cunty cunt

[DarkLink]

It's very good of you to say those things, DarkLink

Such dedication should naturally be rewarded. But please, call me David, the both of us have been hanging around here for too long for you to ignore my name

And you can call me Daniel

Couldn't ask for a more cunty cunt

alright, Dan

[Danhod]

iel

[DarkLink]

iel

I'm still confused. Are you the guy who was known a few years ago as The Last Lonely Man on the forum ?

[DarkLink]

Ah... So could that DAN be Azz then ?

[Danhod]

Yep a different Dan.

I'm cool with Dan. Matthew

Sere cant be on here apparently since she started managing some black metal band, cant remember which one. She might return though she mentioned about maybe not doing that anymore since having a baby

[DarkLink]

Neah, Azz would have picked on me constantly. hah. I miss the guy. We had our unholy trinity as well: Azz, Sear and I. Meeting them was always a pleasure...

And you remeber Ezzy Lunara as well ? I sometimes miss that community spirit but it is never too late to fuel up the flames !

[Podgie]

The names ring a bell, but I've always been a lazy part-timer

Latest thought? Having to work Saturday and Sunday is bullshit, yo.

[DarkLink]

I'm not a big fan of Nick Cave but I just heard the news musician's 15-Year-Old Son Dies After Falling From Cliff in England, Police Say.

Deepest sympathy to him and his family, there should be no parents burying their own child, this is probably the most terrible thing that you could endure in a life time.

[muskurov]

Why? Cause somebody dared complain about something they don't fucking like?

No, the thread was locked, because it does not have a place in this forum, but moving or deleting it seemed odd to me. I would not describe this as a "touchy" thread. Can't see anyone arguing that £10-£20 for delivery is quite expensive.

I am actually rather interested in the matter, cuz we all know MDB are not getting any cent from delivery/service charges, but who is? And again, I think contacting Peaceville/Burning Shed should be the right approach.

Thread is unlocked and moved.

[DarkLink]

I much prefer to see complains about the music quality MDB is created than delivery charges that has nothing to do with the band.

Go speak your mind and develop great discussions about why you dislike this or that. It is a place of free expression after all and no one can prevent you from opening your mouth.

Just do it in a gentle and well-mannered way.

Regarding the locked, then unlocked + moved thread, it should be lock again coz everything has been said about it: write your complain directly to Peaceville.

CAN YOU LOCK THIS THREAD AGAIN PLEASE ? loool

[DarkLink]

Fisrt experience is always something. Hope you have some serious headbanging and good fun

[DarkLink]

Black Sabbath will say farewell here in Canada in February and I bought my ticket !

I'll make sure to post some pics over here and let you know about how they were. Saw them for the 13 tour and they still got it, so should be some epic moment again.

[UnAs]

Helloooo boys and girls!vacation is over and i'm back

Man..so much material to read here ..that's great thing..glad to see forum is ALIVE!

Cheers !

[Danhod]

Nice to see the forum background updated, though if the contrast was dimmed just a bit I think it'd work better.. Or with a greyscale image of the artwork.
Maybe I'm just too bland

[Lycaon]

Nice to see the forum background updated, though if the contrast was dimmed just a bit I think it'd work better.. Or with a greyscale image of the artwork.
Maybe I'm just too bland <