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Postby Larth » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:59 pm

Hm, there's lots of crap movies, but "Hobgoblins" was one of the worst. It's ok
that the monsters are just hand puppets but in one scene you can even see the arm of one of the actors using them. The whole movie is such a waste of time, so don't watch it..
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Postby J1 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:39 am

PieceOfArt wrote:Five replies and nobody has mentioned "The leauge of extraordinary gentlemen" :!:
It's easy to make a movie really bad if you don't have a great budget, but if you have an enormous budget, good actors AND a great concept (by the comic writer Alan Moore) it should be impossible to make a film this bad! :x I still to this day regret having ever seen it!
Spice girls the movie is a masterpiece in comparison.


That one is in my top three, definitely. For the top spot I'm torn between "The Avengers" and "Van Helsing" though.
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Postby Larth » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:04 pm

PieceOfArt wrote:Five replies and nobody has mentioned "The leauge of extraordinary gentlemen" :!:


I haven't seen it because I knew it sucked. :wink:
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Postby Lycaon » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:52 pm

I actually liked TLoEG, not a classicer, but not bad IMO. :)
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Postby tarblood » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:11 pm

The Crow 4? The Vampire Riders? Sakura Killers? Hercules in New York? Black Eagle?

In other words, don't look these up. Don't rent. Change the channel. Run
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Postby tarblood » Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:31 pm

Vicissitudo wrote:
tarblood wrote:Hercules in New York

Was that the Arnie one where he was dubbed over?


There is nothing wrong with dubbing over Arnold, but yes - Hercules in New Yor is THAT abomination... They should have dubbed over EVERY "actor" or even better re-write, re-act and re-film the whole thing. And even then it should have went straight to the garbage bin.
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Postby bagingkle » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:03 pm

processed hollywood crap without any soul such as Pearl Harbor and Armageddon are among the very worst films I have ever seen....absolutely no substance, and even for a mindless action movie Armageddon just made me vomit.
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Postby bagingkle » Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:45 pm

The Dark Caress wrote:
Storm wrote:"Queen of the Damned" should be a hot candidate for that...


Indeed!
I'm still hoping to see "The Vampire Lestat" on the screen someday, though... silly me. :?


The Vampire Lestat is an excellent book, and could be an amazing movie if the studios don't totally fuck it up. Queen of The Damned sucked my balls though!
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Postby Larth » Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:35 pm

I guess "Last Days" should be mentioned here, too. What a cheap Nirvana rip-off. Kurt Cobain should return from the dead to kick those people's asses, whoever was responsible for this film..
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Postby DarkLink » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:30 pm

I have seen this week end an old crap, "Evolution" with David Duchovny. One of the worst film ever ?
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Postby DarkLink » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:42 pm

resident evil 3 - :cry:
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Postby bagingkle » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:53 am

Rocky part 6, are you fucking kidding me? :lol:
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Postby DarkLink » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:26 pm

Matvey wrote:Today I go to the cinema to watch Saw 4. I hope it won't become the part of this theme ))


I have appriciated the 3 firsts ones but I think it's time now to stop... It's like re-heating the same meat 4 times :x
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